BunnyZea
BunnyZea
BunnyZea

As one of “those people,” fuck you, Donald, you patronizing piece of shit

Sort of off topic: We had some lady who brought her teacup Yorkie “service dog” into the bar and was letting it run around and I was like, “Lady there is rat poison at like every bar, including this one. Your dog is about the size of a DC rat. It will die if it eats any. Keep it on your lap.” She was PISSED. I don’t

I’m a ProDomme. I just tweeted all my followers that a $500 tax deductible donation to Planned Parenthood earned them a free scene w me....

Even O’Donnell is not claiming that the other technicians weren’t licensed. Where... are you getting that?

I didn’t even see boobs, I just saw the most incredible bathroom counter that I fucking covet. It’s like crystal and glows from within? It looks like it’s from the Stevie Nicks White Witch collection for Kohler.

This is rape.

if Podlings are aliens, then Fizzgig qualifies as a cute alien.

Member of the HitchBOT team here. There was a tablet inside that bucket with 1000 lines of handmade CleverScript hooked up to some voice recognition and a server for beaming in variables like location and temperature. Took months to create and test. Certainly not the most robust or impressive robot ever made (we

It’s Discord imitating Q imitating Data.

HelloOOH GOD MY FACE WHERE DID IT GO

Wow, definitely thought you meant that Ben Affleck was dating Fran Drescher, and my mind was blown for a minute.

More like a Ferengi. Greedy and against the rights of women.

Nah, the Romulans were powerful and to be feared and respected. In other words, nothing like Ted Cruz. The Ferengi, on the other hand ...

other things that remain magical mysteries to americans:

Car broke down? Have a cup of tea. House on fire? Have a cup of tea. World ending? Have a cup of tea? Out of tea? Have a cup of... dammit...

As an avid multi-cups a day tea drinker, that definition is spot on. Feeling sad? Cup of tea. Celebrating? Cup of tea. Your head’s come off? Cup of tea. You’re dead? Cup of tea.

Yes, I’m sure that when he said, “You’re raping our women and taking over our country,” he was mad about Christians. That’s definitely it.

I would build the most ridiculous fucking house. Not just average wealthy gaudy, but really awesome and weird. There are many requirements, some more weird than others: a environmentally-conscious as possible, huge porch, private balconies, an absolutely giant walk-in closet (the kind that has its own sitting room), a

A library+reading room accessible only through a seemingly boring, normal bookcase THAT IS SECRETLY A DOOR.
Like, full on Scooby-Doo style, pull a candlestick, rotating, secret bookcase door.

God bless the Satanic Temple.