Flying on a plane with your period is just irresponsible. You want to attract flying bears? Because that’s how you attract flying bears.
Flying on a plane with your period is just irresponsible. You want to attract flying bears? Because that’s how you attract flying bears.
Its none of your damn business what the family was doing. But it IS everyone's business to know what the hell our law enforcement is doing. I think its one of those things with serving or protecting citizens and they're funded by tax payers kinda shit.
I know, I looked at that first sentence and thought, how about "I don't usually wear makeup at all, due to…" "…the fact that I am just naturally a perfect-looking human"?
I mean, technically the last dude’s cum I swallowed could have been a child but no one is accusing me of being a cannibal.
Every time I see a headline that starts with “Pat Robertson,” I secretly hope that it will be followed by, “Dies in Bizarre Anal Sex Ritual.”
Givenchy Phenomen'eyes or Noir Couture! The wands are amazing.
Givenchy Phenomen'eyes or Noir Couture! The wands are amazing.
If abstinence-only education made teenagers have less sex and therefore get pregnant less and get fewer STIs, I would still be opposed to it on moral grounds (like, it's wrong to impose your morality on people in public schools, and it's wrong to make teenagers who are having sex feel bad about it.) But it doesn't…
Basically *I* (usually) think I'm pretty, but I just about always think that other people WON'T find me pretty. In other words, I usually think I'm gorgeous but simultaneously think that I'm not what men want to see/someone strangers will look at and find attractive.
My spirit animal, right there.
"specific economics aside, no matter what a couple asks for as a wedding gift, you should shut right the hell up and give it to them."
NO. NO. You can binge watch all the time. It's NOT SPECIAL.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE! WE ARE AT DOUCHECON FIVE!
My husband hates me because of Laundry Mountain.
Oh, fuck off you gigantic piles of fucking shit for humans. There are goddamn programs to help with things like reactive attachment disorder and if you had contacted DHS with your concerns and let them know about the bind you were in, they could have helped you find appropriate support and probably worked along with…
I have always found department stores overwhelming. There's too much stuff and somehow none of it is what I'm looking for.