Calling someone Permit Patty does not make a punchline out of the victims like Chapelle’s jokes about “15 is old enough to know if you want to get peed on” which I think was the point Damon was making.

It’s like Man of Steel, but with a much lower body count.

Drew is a servant of the Straight Fire, wielder of the Shade of Anor.

It was pretty buried in there, but holy shit that whole situation with SoulCycle is fucking insane. Just to clarify, this guy was either a huge asshole and pushed his then girlfriend away or something happened in their relationship and she cheated on him, and his response is to get his band of merry morons to bombard…

something came back with him

Barstool isn’t more successful than Deadspin. As Drew mentions in the piece, Deadspin gets significantly more traffic. I can’t even find Barstool on any list of top sports sites by traffic. That’s how little they matter in terms of clicks.

I’ve seen more headlines here about Bill Simmons and Barstool than specific sports stories.

A Magary is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he gets out of intensive care.

He was Drew the Gray. After his battle with (the Balrog? for all we know) we believed him gone forever, but he has returned as Drew the White to help us destroy Sauron.

Oh man yeah guys who walk around with lacrosse sticks are the actual worst.

Don’t feel bad for him. He’s laying in the bed he made. Just goes to show that a dude who hypes up his own intelligence by bragging that he doesn’t read books, and who has a best friend who calls himself “a stable genius”, turned out to not be as smart as he thinks.

Fuck off

These posts have crazy and depressing comment threads because a lot of people are hateful trash, but The Root does a really good job of representing the stories of trans POC. Foregrounding that identity on a more general-interest site may make a difference in the long run, integrating trans content into the…

Fuck off with the comments you know you want to post.

Whoa, hey, mental illness and being... whatever Candace Owens is... are not contingent on one another.

I hope she ends up aging like one too.

Owens must been in a tizzy after watching Lynne Patton threaten her “GOP SpokesToken Mammy Division” with her silent gesture of coonery up on yonder Capitol Hill for Massa Mark Meadows and just had to do something to retain her spot as Top Trump Sellout.

It’s spelled “check” and if you’d ever actually been on Public Assistance, you’d know you get an Electronic Benefits Transfer card and you use it like an ATM to withdraw the cash portion of your assistance. That withdrawal is in cash and you can spend the tiny amount of money they give you on whatever you wish. It’s…

Ever actually been on Public Assistance?

I have

In my state - New York - you only get $240 a month in cash assistance

That’s all the cash you get for the month

So...nobody on PA is going to be eating in a fine dining restaurant.

Thanks for sharing your Reaganite prejudices tho....

Insanity defense: Her hunger for crab legs made Chequita bananas.