I gotta be honest that commercial made me smile & tear up a little. 

Great Googly Moogly

It’s a word salad of dog whistles.

I’m a sad person.

Dude, that guy dies about three hours after hitting send when all the parasitic worms come out through a new second bellybutton. 

This will be lost in the fray, I’m sure but here goes:

A few years back, under their old ownership, LA Weekly gave me my start in journalism and assigned me compelling, challenging feature stories when, realistically, I had no right to even be emailing their editors. It’s really sad to see what has become of it; like…

You know who else sprinted before games? Chip Kelly.

When the fuck did the “apology commercial” become a thing? Facebook, Uber, Wells Fargo and now Papa Johns? I mean, it’s not even that I hate that they’re all insincere pandering (which they are) but you’re a fucking brand doing what it’s function. Facebook made it’s billions collecting your fucking data and target…

Are you a flavored Diet Coke commercial?

#MillennielContent

Please tell me some creative sleezeball has a strip club in either of those cities known as “Kansas Titties.”

She’s the most talented female MC, possibly one of the most talented MC’s, period. I think she’s just trying to do too many things. I’m overwhelmed by the music and substance and spectacle around it. I wish her next album would just be a flat-out hip hop masterpiece, and she could do it too, if she worked with the…

Nicki Minaj is far from talentless. You may not like her music, but she definitely has talent.

Go clean your room, virgin!

I had a feeling y’all would be here.

hahahhahha air bnb stadium

More stars.

Oh my god. +1000

I don’t want to spoil it for you. Just read “The Story of O” by Pauline Reage. It explains everything.

JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE SIGNED RGIII. We won’t sign Kaep because we’re afraid it’ll cause a media circus but we sign a fucking quarterback that hasn’t played in two seasons.