First we all have to stop pretending that a 280 pound men can run a 4.4 40 naturally. Quite simply, modern science has made football obsolete from a health standpoint.

I think it’s more like;

I actually find Mike Pence far more heinous than I do Chris Christie, which is really something.

Always the Tiffany, never the Ivanka, eh Chris?

I don’t know Huma Abedin personally, but she seems to carry herself with such an air of dignity in the face of what can only be her worst nightmare, that it’s really inspiring.

I hope this nothing burger story comes back and bites Comey and his cronies squarely in the ass. To make this announcement, full of innuendo and omission about three emails sent to HRC (not on the private server) which are very likely unclassified (since Huma Abedin is not an idiot) 11 days before the election, is…

Thank you! Now I’ve read it’s like three emails, they aren’t from the server, and the Clinton campaign in asking the FBI to be transparent about it, which says to me they aren’t worried about this.

Trump is running a campaign that caters to white supremacists, white nationalists, sexists, misogynists, and know nothings. Thus the stories.

God the fucking trolls on this article and the other one.

I know, aren’t these women so spineless? I’ve always thought that. Like, why don’t you just get up and leave? You know in your gut that the man you’re married to is a fucking weasel. What kind of woman sticks around? Oh, wait, that is my mother. My mother stuck around. My fucking mother who has taught me all the…

You know, if you are going to troll like this, at least come up with a new screenname that is radically different than the one you’ve been posting alt right bullshit with.

Aw, honey. No one likes nor will fuck you in real life will they?

Could this election be any more like a stupid political television show? This is like a room full of writers trying to find a way to bring back the creepy villain from Season 1 to fuck up the series finale.

Yet, somehow, he continues to bone America, silently, from beyond.

OMG, Trump just announced it at his rally, and it’s like he just said he was going to play his greatest hits album. lol They needed this so bad. His little band of deplorables need this like a junkie needs his heroin.

Probably. But again, they don’t seem to understand that they don’t just get to appoint their own guy to the presidency if she is removed. They get Kaine.

I have mixed feelings about whether the FBI should take this kind of timing into account. On the one hand, we don’t want to look like we’re giving special lenient treatment to high profile politicians. On the other hand, the election is less than two fucking weeks away, people are in the middle of voting, and it seems…

Seriously - could he not wait?!?!?! 11 fucking days?! Also, new RULE! We go back to stone age, no emails! Pigeons only.