I NEVER SAW THAT EITHER OMG

Omg I am ecstatic

HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THE FACE ON THE SCALE?!?!?

Don’t you know that military honors, like Judaism, are inherited from the mother’s side?

Pretty sure Ross Perot was during his lifetime, and at one point was polling higher than 13%.

Aw. Poor little muppet. Everyone finally started figuring out he has no clothes and now he has to actually try to defend his “policies” but can’t!

I just spent minutes watching that.

I actually don’t really watch football anymore but I read this just for the Schilling/Tomsula bits. I thought I would miss Emmitt more, but the Schilling piece is fantastic.

Don’t forget J.J. Watt! He’s every Trump supporter’s and old white male sports journalist’s gay fantasy man. (Not that there’s anything wrong with having a gay fantasy man. Just be honest about it.)

What got me this week was the use of Borat. That just raised it to another level.

They all are

When they started using injuries as an excuse to squeeze in more commercials, the whole thing got shittier. Football already had too many commercials and interruptions as it was. Then, some asshole decided to combine that problem with the hip new problem of people noticing injuries into one big fucking super-problem.…

This is why it’s so much better to just watch the seven hours of Redzone and do something else during your Sunday/Monday/Thursday nights.

That Facebook/Schilling meme is fucking brilliant.

“Hopefully. lol.”

$23 dollars an hour? Where did you get this figure? Article says they make less than $35K a year. And what’s wrong with expecting more than minimum wage? Yeah, they’re only serving food, but the minimum wage is exactly that: The minimum amount you’re ALLOWED to pay, not what you HAVE to pay. The fact that Harvard has…

I would argue focusing on this issue take away from the credibility of the whole issue of wage inequality.

Real question: Is it me or has the product of this season’s NFL been just awful? Like I can’t think of more than a couple of games that were even decent. They all just look like amateur hour punctuated with tons of ticky tacky calls and commercial breaks for Beer/Daily Fantasy.

I loved when the debate was over and Clinton just peacocked across the stage directly in front of Trump with a big victorious smile on her face while he was still seething at his podium.

There is currently raging within #JetsTwitter a truly depressing and heated debate between Fitz loyalists, who somehow believe the statistical worst quarterback in football so far this season is being scapegoated; Geno stans, who defend his two full seasons of futility as attributable entirely to a truly bad…