Or at least set it back 20 seconds for Andy Reid

Melania wasn’t throwing shade; she still fully supports her husband.

Yeah I feel like there’s traitors allll over that campaign and I love it.

THANK YOU for including the Hillary Clinton one. People seemed to be so confused thinking she actually/genuinely complimented his children. Like, no. They were her props in that moment. She knew it; they knew it; we knew it; the audience (who chuckled) knew it. Hell, people not even yet born knew what she meant.

I hate you.

Harambe died so Ken Bone could live.

This poor man. Can we not just leave shit alone? I’m real fuckin’ pleased to have not heard about Harambe for a week, but how long are we gonna have to ride the Bone Train?

I take it you don’t know anything about PTSD.

You are just getting your hopes up. I think he was right when he said his supporters would still vote for him if he shot someone in Central Park.

And, of course, bringing Marla along on the family ski vacation — while still married to Ivana, with the kids there, having bought Ivana and Marla matching ski suits — and then Ivana first discovering Marla was there, getting into a shouting match with her, then Ivana chasing down Donald on the slope and letting him…

Compare what any of the Trump kids had to say with Chelsea “My mother used to leave me letters and made a special point of calling and asking about specific things in my life when she had to travel” Clinton.

I say blessing. Considering how much “attention” he pays on Ivanka. I think Maples implied in a passive aggressive way that she was the wife that he was not proud to be married to and discarded when she was no longer useful and also his parenting skills were nothing special and she might as well be raising her alone…

My dad isn’t as awful as Trump, but my life became so much better once there were a couple states between us. I can’t even imagine what it would be like for Trump’s own daughter, that man is a monster.

So many of the tRump children look like taxidermied weasels!

This is exactly what I think happened. What I don’t understand is why Tiffany even took part at the convention. She didn’t have a single intimate, personal anecdote to tell!

He also married her because she got her ass knocked up. He has probably spent a lot of time thinking of Tiffany as what Marla used to blackmail him into marriage.

My baseless theory about her parents is that Trump never really loved her mother nor meant for it to be a serious relationship. She was just a “side piece” to him and Ivana found out and got really, publicly angry and he felt boxed into marrying Marla just to spite Ivana for standing up to him. And that’s why Tiffany…

Or, as John Oliver put it: “featuring all of Donald Trump’s favorite family members, and Tiffany.”

I got the impression that the rest of the family thinks she doesn’t really “count” and that trying to give her visibility is a way to defend themselves from criticism stemming from treating her differently than the other 3 older kids. Her presence at the RNC seemed contrived and as if she was being trotted out there…

Could be sporty ...