The Bellas could sing "Pony" while Channing strips. WORLDS GREATEST IDEA. TRADEMARK IT.

If we told you every knick and knack we ever had, it'd be a long list and things you wouldn't care to hear about.

I've had this dream!

"Marshawn Lynch: He's everywhere you don't want to be."

For y'all, a Sei Whale gif for your troubles. And also, my only reaction to all of this, especially to the whale meat summed up....

They did not unknowingly serve sei, or serve it posing as sushi. They went out of their way to get it, it is considered a delicacy in Japan (though there is a generational divide there where some older people eat it and many younger people consider that a problem), it wasn't listed on the menu but was produced only…

No one is allowed to use the word in my house. Not even Shaq, whose autobiography I ghostwrote.

On the whole though, people with tattoos have less education, less money, poorer self esteem

Racism???? Name me just ONE other example of a black guy in Washington DC whose every move is vociferously criticized by mouth-breathing asshats who get all their information from sketchy radio shows.

Only among the bourgeois. For centuries, the highest classes and the lowest indulged in tattoos. Only the craven and socially desperate bourgeoisie had those ideals.

No, because people that support her would be like, "Payback's a bitch!" So no, there would be too many people on her side because her man already did her wrong, so why NOT have a fresh-faced White House page stick a cigar in his ass in front of her?"

OF COURSE U PUPPETS AT JEZEBEL WOULD IGNORE THE REAL STORY

This just happened to my daughter's dad. Early 50's, died unexpectedly (over the weekend), and he was found when his mother went to check on him because he did not show up for work. I will also use this space to implore people to PLEASE PLAN FOR THIS SHIT. My plans are not perfect, but I have a will, life…

You seem pretty invested in this. I feel bad for you.

They will eat your eyeballs first.

All of those things have VD.

Actually, it can get more frugal than that. I work as a business intern in a suit-only company while studying and mingling with contacts to get the real job landed soon after 2015, and while I am not a full consultant yet, I work with them every day and meet the customers and VIPs like they do.

This is so important. I used to work in industries where I wore my own clothes to work, & dressing "incorrectly" would draw negative attention and prevent a woman from being promoted (by incorrectly, I don't mean in violation of the dress code- I mean, you're just not in the latest version of upper middle class…

My business partner and I are in the tech industry (we're both founders and are women). We'll go to the huge conferences and all the other women (maybe 10% of the attendees) will be wearing super nice dresses and shoes. We don't own clothes like that, so we'll show up in collared shirts, black jeans, leather jackets,…