Oh, I love Sky High and wish more people did so others would get the reference when I drop “Hero Support” into a conversation. Magenta turns into a guinea pig with a purple streak in it’s fur! What’s not to love??

LOL, maybe! I dropped the dollhouse tweezers once and felt a sting on my foot. Looked down and was amazed to see that the tweezers had landed point down (and then bounced off) and their literally needle sharp points left two perfect dots of blood on my middle toe about a half inch apart. Was so in awe of the…

Ezekiel Elliott beat Cam to the punch and almost every post-game interview has him in a homemade crop-top. I don’t think even Britney Spears in her prime wore that many crop-tops.

That’s why Belichick always looks like he should be washing windshields for a dollar in the Foxboro parking lot. When he first started coaching he told the NFL he wanted to wear a suit on the sidelines like his dad. The league told him, no you have to wear sponsored apparel with the logo clearly visible. So he cuts…

Im in the back of an Uber stuck in traffic and have my hoodie jammed up over my face trying to be silent because I passed the acceptable limit of manical laughter in front of strangers 5 min. ago. Why is this shit so funny when it happens to mascots??  I'm thinking of that deflating red T-Rex looking like he's falling…

Racism by committee. One guy gets shut down and it’s the ‘next man up’ mentality. Plug and play. That’s why the system is so strong, because you have multiple guys willing to step up and plaster social media with ignorant trash because they’ve been training for it their whole lives.

YES! My husband understands the tweezers hierarchy as:
1. The GOOD tweezers. MY tweezers. They were hand milled in England and were designed to put together dollhouse miniatures. I won’t even tell him where they are.
2. The back-up good tweezers that have been lost for 6 months but I still hold out hope they can be…

Jamboroo Personas Ranked!
1. Robert Evans - the sheer sexual debauchery described was amazeballs in a sports column context plus the dogged name dropping of Hollywood leading men 20 years past their prime (Nicholson, Beatty, Hopper) was wistful starfucking at its finest.
2. Rex Ryan - if you’ve read Collision Low…

Also in WoW buying gold (that is buying virtual currency with real money) is against their terms of use but still common. Back in the day there were tons of ‘Chinese Gold Farmers’ because it was a legit way to make real dollars. Thousands of gaming accounts were played 24/7 by Chinese workers in sweatshop like…

Or PFT. Did you know that “Levon” Bell hasn’t shown up yet because he got secretly and incredibly fat during the off-season from the munchies due to smoking all that reefer and he’s a double-agent anyway with a backroom deal to fuck the Steelers so he should spend this season washing cars to know what it’s like to…

Yeah, you guys have those weird alarm clock numbers.  The Titans uni numbers look seasick.  

Remember that play last year, where Clay Matthews is calling out the wheel route pre-snap, and Cam says “You’ve been watching film? That’s cool, watch this!” before perfectly hitting Christian McCaffery for a score?

Not only do they make them in Pats colors, Gronk became a Brand Ambassador for Zubaz in 2012 which makes perfect sense when you realize he grew up in Buffalo.

I’m not sure those are arms. I think they are those roast ducks hung in Chinese restaurants.

Yeah, L.A. doesn’t love sports so much as they love WINNERS. Once the Ram’s shed their Jeff Fisherness and started to look like a real football team the Chargers lost all hope of cultivating a fanbase in the city. L.A. likes pretty and an angry and old Tropical Mormon never had a chance against The Ryan Gosling…

Pats fan tradition: down on both knees for the national anthem because you are too drunk to stand and belting out “Sweet Caroline” in the direction of the frozen ground because you’ve forgotten the words to any other song.

I need to know... what kinds of beer do Ravens fans drink?

AND between the bald head and the slight snaggle-tooth up front, Steve Keim’s resting face screams Cartoon Beaver.

It’s such a common situation I doubt anyone will hold it against him.  Especially in this climate of increased awareness at how onerous student debit is, starting off with 2 years at community college is seen as a smart option. 

THIS. My husband rides with a rotating cast of fellow “weekend bikers” - as in they go out riding on the weekends, this is not their lifestyle. He was shocked that one time a dude in his 60s showed up with a biker vest decorated with some Nazi bolt pins among the many other pins, especially since the guy who invited…