I was going to have kabobs for lunch. Now I’m just looking at them completely revolted.

Side note: I’ve visited Tampa Bay and went to Busch Gardens.  I’ve never seen so many bad tattoos, mullets and back rolls in one place.  

It was probably because his friends and Twitter have been clowning him about the resemblance for weeks.

Yes! I was totally snickering when they had to introduce him twice. I was wondering if they would have him do something out of character to make his cameo memorable, but no he stared at Luke, stared at some footballs and stared into space as usual.

Agree.  And what Anderson did is something sportswriters do all the time: take a paternal disposition when questioning athletes on moral issues.  It’s gross. 

Grab Your Wallet worked! I’m super proud of all of us who contributed time and information to the campaign, spread awareness and redirected our spending.

Starscream was a jet. Megatron transformed into a gun that somehow shrank in size so that Starscream or Soundwave could shoot him in their little robot hands. That was thier killing blow: our leader becomes a tiny mute weapon and our jet stays a robot so he can unload pistol rounds from our leader’s body. No wonder…

Plus the parents would be flayed by the media and enormous packs of online assholes screaming PROVE IT. They have a nice little non-profit to run now and it’s for a good cause. They aren’t going to make it grow by threatening the NFL’s bottom line with talk of concussions. 

And I believe he also found two roaches fucking near the pee spot and narrated their coitus. But I may be mistaken because after that I drank bleach and didn’t see the rest of the series because roach fucking is not why I watch Hard Knocks.

I’m a lady who wears both men’s and women’s fragrances because I like good smells no matter who they are intended for.

Guys, try Joe Malone’s Lime Basil & Mandarin if you like ‘sport’ scents. Its got the dark oily tang of Mandarin peel shot through with enough grassy and herbal notes to make it smell fresh and…

Question for stylists: I got for a cut and color every 4-5 months or so - is it helpful to a stylist for me to say, ‘I want the exact same thing as last time.”? Because I’m always very happy with the job that is done but I don’t know if it’s grown out/faded too much so that they can’t tell what ‘the last time’…

My colorist tells me the same thing but gives me a time frame: don’t wash you hair for at least 24 hours before coming in and 48 hours is ideal. It’s not because the color will set better, it is so your scalp has a chance to produce some oils that will shield it from the chemicals in the dye.

Daniel Kaluuya (Get Out and Black Panther) wore Fenty Beauty foundation to the Oscars because those HD cameras on the red carpet are no joke. Fenty is Rihanna’s line and is designed for the under-served market of medium, dark and very dark skintones. Kaluuya was able to hug and embrace Jordan Peele in a white tux with…

Holmes is just doing a very old trick with her voice which is when you are speaking in public you go “low and slow.” Especially for women, when we get nervous we tend to speak high and fast, so intentionally going an octave lower gives us gravitas which is helpful if you are on NPR or trying to get men to take you…

Right?! Make up is fun. I like buying it, learning new trends and products and putting it on. If I don’t feel like drawing on my face in the morning, I don’t. No one says anything because no one cares. Many men misunderstand the role of make up in women’s lives. They think it’s either a mark of insecurity or we’re…

We did this too and I picked Mozart. This was 5th or 6th grade and I just watched the movie Amadeus a lot and stitched together a monologue with lines from that movie. We had a robust theatre department with a costume vault that could only come from a private school so I borrowed a sliver frock coat, white ruffled…

OMG, the copy my school had was gitantic but I would still check it out for months at a time. I think the fact it had MYTHS in the title let it fly under the radar at my super Christian elementary school which meant I could actually read interesting stories that didn’t revolve around the Bible and Jesus.

There were a lot of holy shits and maybe a couple of holy fucking shit too

Yup, the “just like us!” bit is supposed to be taken as a compliment but it’s really quite a shallow thing to say.

“We are incredibly pleased with ourselves and thus it is SUCH a compliment to let you know we associate ourselves with you! Now, where is our fist bump for our endorsement of you?”

And it’s Pruitt’s own staff who are speaking out because they are so appalled and even Fox News dinged him for being so nakedly greedy. The cherry on this ethics holocaust is that Rob Porter appears to have been the one to start leaking Pruitt’s shit behavior. This was to retaliate against top Pruitt aid Samantha…

I had a good friend also dealing with a situation where they had no idea how much sound traveled in thier rental till they had a kid to sleep train AND a horrible bitch of a neighbor. She called the cops on them three times in one month so my friend and her husband pretty much went, “So that’s how it’s gonna be, huh?”…