BAKED GOODS in the delivery room is INSANE. That’s right up there with ‘orgasmic birth’ and that Scientology delivery practice where you have to remain absolutely silent the whole time lest your baby gets Thetan Pox.

Socks: start doing laundry at a laundromat. You always lose at least one clothing item and it’s…

“I never heard him speak romantically about a woman,” said Trump’s former attorney Jay Goldberg, who was often by his side during those years. “I heard him speak romantically about his work.”

I don’t have the article at my fingertips but I think it was on Politico with 3 of his biographers and 1 reporter.

One of his many biographers stated that he gets paralyzed with anxiety in private and spends most nights watching TV alone with a bag of candy.

In my deep blue state there was a silent pall over the entire subway today. No one was talking and people looked deeply sad. I work at a non-profit too and several people didn’t come in and it was universally acknowledged that there was no blame for taking a mental health day.  

I NEVER want children and I NEVER thought I’d have to worry about losing control of my bodily choices when I’m over 40. We took a giant step back last night for the civil rights of everyone in America. I’ve been trying to come up with a single positive thing for the future, but with our rights being in danger of…

We can donate money and time to support imperiled institutions like Planned Parenthood so they survive this presidency. We can express private and public support to stand with people who are under threat by a Trump administration. And when someone says they wrote in Harambe for president, we can punch them in the…

Beck also launched his own brand of jeans which started at $150 each. There was other weird shit on his website too. If I recall correctly he sold an axe, hair products and an autographed picture of him crying. It was like the redneck version of Blake Lively’s Preserve. And similarly, it tanked.

Trump: TWITTER IS RIGGED

Your mom is a hero with nerves of steel.

I never ceased to be amazed at the ability of privileged people to conjure a victim complex out of thin air. People don’t dislike her for being skinny, they dislike her for being a hypocritical clothes-policing asshole.

That is absolutely heartbreaking.

I’m going to jump in with my story because I too am a skeptic. And it was hard won because I was very scared of the dark well into my 30's. So back to sometime in my late teens, I had this reoccurring infection in my jaw that was making me super sick and no one figured it out for 6…

Butler has exceeded expectations - which wasn’t hard to do because he played barely any snaps before the SB. Since then I don’t know if he’s elite but he’s covered #1 receivers, both this year and last, and him striping a ball in the endzone this year was the only reason we won over the Giants in preseason. He still…

flag for 12 inch man on the field

Either way it’s hilarious for us. I played MMORPG’s where ‘twink’ was a very popular term. Variant on ‘tweak’ - twinks were players that had gear way above their level. So all these boys dropping gay slurs referred to themselves as ‘twinks’ and joined ‘twink guilds’ and had tons of ‘twink friends.’

“The second-hand embarrassment from this man is unbearable.”

Hopkins almost always had half the backfield draped over him, but when he did get open it was clear there was no chemistry between him and Brock. When Brian Fucking Hoyer has more chemistry with your #1 receiver that has to cause serious buyer’s remorse for the $72 million project that is Brock. The announcers were…

I was in 8th grade and afflicted with a massive crush on a bad boy junior. For a creative writing assignment, I turned in a very florid story of two characters who looked exactly like him and I and oh, I didn’t bother to change his name either. We loved and died in some Romeo + Juliet type of shit I thought only my…

Sander’s take amounted to: your sulking is insulting to your awesome bow tie, Cam.

My roommate was on a french horn scholarship and practiced that thing every. fucking. day.