Spot on with Delevigne, I really like that. I’d throw Charlize Theron in there too - she’s made a career of fabulous bitch face.

He will get Osweilered - big contract from a desperate team even with his limited sample size. He has an arm. He’s squeaky clean. Pats can’t afford to keep him and for some reason there is still a market for Brady back-ups. BB is likely already working dark arts to get the corpse of Matt Hasslebeck out of retirement…

Remember when Danny put up a small carport at his home in RI because he didn’t want to be late for practices driving through our ridiculous snow? His neighbors, the true patriots clearly, nearly ran him out of town because the carport was a slap in the face to their fancy historical district. Our founders didn’t…

They ignore that Jesus was brown.

Jewel (!) articulated my feelings the best when she said as a feminist she couldn’t endorse everything being said about Coulter, but as someone who hates Coulter she’s digging it. Peyton Manning, who had genuine affection and great delivery for his fellow roasters, didn’t even bother to hide his sneer when delivering…

LOL!! I can’t remember the first pizza, but here’s how I cured my ‘dairy allergy.’ I was not a rebellious kid but finally around 15 I started asking questions like, what would happen if I had milk? If I get sick, I’ll take full responsibility, dad!

Aw - my 8 year old self loves you.

The only notable brown people remaining on our offense are the running backs

This is painful. My parents made me read the books but gave away my pizza coupons to the neighbors.

Unless his first single is, “Baby, I Belong in Prison.”

Tiffany Trump talked about Donald’s interest in her report cards at the RNC. I’m afraid she’s misinterpreting his meaning when he said, “Tiffany, I’m disappointed you only got C’s.”

I’m a woman feminist of color but I’ve also struggled with how to speak on issues where my identity could classify me as an oppressor, but I see myself as an ally.

Kaine was working that impression like a dad at the Olive Garden.

The mothers standing up and speaking out shows their tenacity and unity. These women have been brilliant at focusing the fraught passions around the racist violence in the criminal justice system into a message that doesn’t rely on rash anger. And once again, I am reminded that in way too many conflicts about bigotry,…

The creepiest part of this exchange is how many dudes in the auditorium would be like, “I don’t see the big deal, you’re reading too much into it. Trump loves his daughter, so what?”

Twilight Sparkle isn’t the nickname for Anderson Cooper? My grandmother briefed me wrongly.

Ohmigoodness, I am so SO happy for you. <3

You know, as a fellow introvert I can highly recommend online sober support groups. I can’t recommend the one I currently belong to because it’s a private FB group - but I got my start on the sober sub-reddit. Which, yes, I know reddit is a cesspool of dysfunction but I met a lot of really great sober people and we…

I am really REALLY happy for you that you changed your life - sincere congratulations.

I’m very happy for you that you got sober - it is a hell of a fight.