It captures the artisanal arms race that weddings have become.
“I had my guests throw lentils as we exited the church because not even the pigeons should be eating carbs.”
“I only spent 40 cents to feed my guests because I served lentils in bone broth and everyone shared a spoon because we are all family now.”
“I…

Jessica is now the envy of all the other bridesmaids. The bridal party are all covered in ticks and exhaust fumes - and Jessica is too, but at least she has a beer.

I come from the same background and agree with everything you said.

I would add that for mainlanders: you’ve never seen a cultural and ethnic mix like Hawaii. Please don’t make the mistake where you think everyone who is brown is Hawaiian. Asians, mixed people, and pacific islanders (from Samoa to the Philippines) are…

Compounding the problem is that the Maduro administration’s response to any crisis - political, economic and humanitarian - is more bureaucracy and propaganda. There have also been dozens of shadow companies created in many economic sectors that are under the control of the military.

The country is almost out of…

It’s a beautiful day to molt Cocoa Pebbles.

I for one welcome our new Breastspin overlords!

Method acting is supposed to be a personal process used to get yourself into character and yeah, taking on a character 24/7 is one way. Other actors go to boot camp to play a military guy, start attending church services to play a man of faith, etc.

Slapping another actor is way over the line. Not only is it abusive,…

DeAndre Hopkins is on his knees right now thanking god for answering his prayers.

I love hands. I’ve got plenty of friends who are hands. Hands love me. I do very well with hands.

I agree. I watched a video of Amber speaking at her Slut Walk specifically about how Wiz and Kanye shaming her for being a stripper and it was powerful. Then she started to cry. My heart broke for her. Then I started to cry.

Congratulations on your sobriety! I’m an atheist and when I first joined AA I was initially put off by the ‘higher power’ aspect of it. Meetings really varied and I live in a very blue part of a very blue state. Some would be really reminiscent of Bible Study classes while some would take place in an secular meeting…

Yeah, my brother almost died of it when he was 6 months. My parents said the worst part was that the doctors had no idea if his illness would cause developmental issues. They said: “We’ll have to wait and see. We might know when he’s 2.” Poor baby Ezekiel never had a chance - even if he somehow made it through, he…

Naomi and Joan Collins are both flawless ageless wonders. J. Law, Sofia Vergara and Adepero Oduye are KILLING it IMO. This is also a reserved look for Heidi Klum - on Project Runway she always wants things shorter, tighter and nakeder. And as for the guys, zzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

I am sorry the system jettisoned you and your children.

My comment is mostly going to respond to the single-payer system you talked about. I worked in the health care industry for over a decade and my official diagnosis is that our system is fucked. It’s so fucked. The problem with using public money to pay private…

I’ve watched his every show and last night he had a rare intensity and urgency. I don’t know if it was to play up the dire straights a Drumpf nomination or if Oliver wanted to impress upon us that this is no longer a laughing matter, but he hit it out of the park with this one. People like videos better then articles,…

I remember he also attended at least one award show with the word “SLAVE” written on his face. That... obviously wouldn’t fly today on a white girl. Not to diminish Kesha’s pain - just to illustrate how hard it was for Prince, an established and prolific musician, to extricate himself from his contract.

I wish Kesha…

In the last three years I’ve lost 50lbs - so I’ve got a ton of women haranguing me about my weight loss ‘secret.’ It’s unbearably awkward to talk about, but here’s my ‘secret’.

Sympathy for the serial rapist is the most daft peg to hang your article from. Jeff Arnold sounds like he wanted to ‘transcend’ sports writing and do something long-form and seized on Holtzclaw’s failed attempts at professional football as his entry point. Instead of possibly exploring how jock culture and sexual…

My mum has a tiny solid gold Rolex, bought sometime in the 1970's, with a face that’s the size of my thumbnail. My thumbnail! I can’t even begin to comprehend how tiny the parts are after watching this video.

I feel like Key and Peele get it right. The never play their gay dudes for laughs because they’re gay- the situations the characters are in is what’s funny. In a couple of sketches the comedy comes from gay dudes dealing with people who are assholes to them.

I can’t recall if they’ve done a lot of women, but I do love…