Exactly. Anyone with one eye can see there are no white people in this video (except the cops). Which should tell all that needs to be said about who Beyonce intended this video for.

Heh! Yeah, the little old ladies also swoon when he lifts their bags into the overhead for them.

My boyfriend is a big dude - 6'2'’ with a barrel chest, a bit of a gut, and massive shoulders and arms from his manual labor job. Whenever we have to fly, he gets this sick look on his face because it’s so miserable for him. I’m tiny, so to make up for him I always put myself between him and any one else, and lift the…

We had ‘island time’ aka 40 min late to everything.

Were you unwillingly penetranted by a Zika mosquito’s proboscis? Don’t worry women’s bodies have a way of shutting that down.

That is great advice, thank you. I do have a good financial adviser and a diverse portfolio. As for letting the cat out of the bag, unfortunately that happened long ago because it’s family money. Everybody knows everything about everyone. My lifestyle has stayed at about the same level as my check-to-check lifestyle.…

No, it won’t. LOL You’d just be one of many people who have already lined up with their hands out.

I always lived paycheck to paycheck till about 5 years ago. Then I inherited a huge windfall that bumped me way above the income brackets of my co-workers, friends and partner. Career jackpot I think I could handle fairly well, but this money I didn’t earn is causing all sorts of problems in my head and personal life.…

That’s so interesting. Even though it is probably genetic, I never thought about it running in families. Probably because in mine it didn’t - for the record, no one else in my family can speed read. Not even close. I’ve been the faster reader in the family since I was in single digits.

No, it’s just like down shifting a gear. So I can slow down and take it all in.

When nurses ask me, Will you be ok with this blood draw/IV/shot? I’m like, Yeah - look at the amount of tattoos I have, I’m fine with needles. I never understood the fear, until a needle-phobic friend told me to replace the needles with something I’m afraid of like roaches or spiders. Now I TOTALLY understand. I would…

I’m a speed reader. I thought I taught this to myself as a kid, but I’m probably just wired that way. I could read a text book once and have the retention to ace the test. What I do when I read for fun is to re-enable the sotto voce in my head - like reading out loud is slower, you have to say each word in your head…

My parents were exactly the kind of hippies that, like you said, didn’t approve of violence in movies but that sexual expression or discussion should be free and never shamed. They meant well, but didn’t notice how hard we were cringing behind our pizza slices. LOL

It was my parent’s idea. I wanted to watch the Care Bears movie not stockpile reasons for therapy.

Mostly. They do have too many celebrities’ on “death watch” “last days” “dying alone” turn out not even be remotely true.

I tried to pick the most batshit suggestions but it turned out pretty related-able.

No. I watched this with my parents........... D:

I’ve seen customer-service-gas-lighting before. When the staff is united in acting insane you start to wonder if you are the crazy one. Usually it’s because there is something else going on entirely; bird guy is fucking the captain and does this all the time, first employee that spoke to you lied to the other…

I grew up in a tropical swamp and moved to New England because I’m *acutely allergic* to mosquitoes. I’m moving to L.A. this summer. I didn’t know this and you are making my day.

I love me some Goth Dolly Parton!