My theory is that the school bell ring at the end reminded him of his Degrassi days, and Drake was just slumped over in relief that he no longer has to make his living off of Canadian television. No matter how many times my social studies teacher played those episodes when she was too hungover to teach, residuals…

"Whorephobic feminist" makes me long for the days of "Lesbian Shit Ass".

Finally, sitting on hollacat.org all this time will pay off! Hollacat! You have the power to MEOW MEOW I LICK MY OWN BUTT

Christy verified the fundraiser and thanked Kendall on her Twitter.

Christy Mack now has a medical expense fund that her friend set up. She verified it as legit on her Twitter. (A dentist has also donated his services to reconstruct her teeth.)

I got through half of it.

Hee hee! I don't find the crowd scary at the MMA live fights, or at the bars where I sometimes watch the matches. My main thought is: It's WONDERFUL not to have to wait in line for the women's restroom. LOL The gender schism is least pronounced at mainstream sporting events like the NFL and Baseball. With MMA…

Yes, sorry for making a generalization. Not all mainstream porn has good regulations or oversight, that's true. But Ms. Mack has only been doing porn for a few years and the companies she's worked with all look to be professional outfits and not gonzo. So I'll amend my statement: "Ms. Mack was most likely filmed on…

My boyfriend said almost the exact same thing this morning. We both love MMA and porn, and in the scheme of things, she's a bigger star than he was. I'm not familiar with her oeuvre (just her name) but he placed her rough stuff work "more hardcore then Sasha Grey, but below Belladonna".

Porn (even the rough stuff) is…

Thank you for posting and letting us know. I've been a Jez from day one and definitely felt increasingly disengaged from the editors and writers with the Kinja system. I truly thought that the persistence of the gifs. signaled a more hands-off intention; that every reader was on her own and had to just suck it up…

As a woman (one who loves football even) I went to ProFootballTalk. They have football gossip and news but also sell merch. I would wear this hoodie before any of Lively's neo-derelicte shite, And I would tell people "PFT" on the hoodie stood for "Preserve Floggs Trash".

She was in Kill Bill(s) and Independence Day, too right? She's in!

Yes! And if we are doing casting for a kind of "Expenabelles Executive Committee" then I'd like to add Helen Mirren and Martha Stewart as figureheads of silver steel. (Dream casting would also include Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Lawrence, although their careers would have to cool down considerably for this to be…

I'm going with a mix of old skool ass kickers and young(er) warriorettes, in keeping with the male spectrum of talent:

This story makes me want to watch Gone Girl . No spoilers here, but the amount of cold blooded lying and manipulation is off the charts. Hug your daughter for me, you do not need that lying and manipulating two-faced loser in either of your lives.

I wish there was a Rob Lefilter on Instagram that added pouches to your photos. Of course, no one I know IRL would get it but I would run all of my friends' artfully crafted wedding photos through it and crack myself up for days.

I have this one! Sadly, it no longer fits, but I don't want to get rid of it so I wear it as a nightshirt and tell my bf RBG doesn't like to be reminded of work in bed so he'll have to get rid of those briefs.

Pair up Megan Fox and Courtney Love as conspiracy mystery solvers for a reality show. I want to hear their thoughts on Bigfoot, plane disasters, and why the Illuminati compelled them both to promote the agenda of "Jennifer's Body".

My surgeon refuses to give me legs like hers on Pink Friday. He says it's "faux-tote-hop". I hope they carry it at CVS.

I dunno. Unless Mama Kris really is the puppeteer who pulled the strings all along, I have to give respect to Kim for building a brand empire off the basis of a sex tape. She won at the game of being a celebrity.