I agree with you. I think this dude is probably an ego tripping loser who is hung like a pimple and wants pics to get broslaps from other losers. I mean look how he went after her so hard when she was like, thanks but no thanks. Vegas is ridiculous, but not ALL of Vegas is THAT ridiculous.

I did a bachelorette party in Vegas and we tasked our friend who is a legit 10 with getting us in to a hot club. Voodoo or something, it was on a roof and the drinks had dry ice. Anyway, our 10-friend is a stunning tall blond with an Irish accent, and we were prepared to send her to the front of the line, and wait…

Ok, since we are doing Archer I think this is us all of us after watching that clip.

I officiated a Halloween wedding and it was a blast! No mandatory costumes, but the bridesmaids had witches hats and I married them in a black corset dress with an orange jacket. We cleaned out Party City during October for the decor so it was silly and fun as opposed to serious and spooky. (Nothing wrong with that…

Maybe I'm biased because my bf is a thick guy like Prince. Thick and strong. He lifts heavy shit all day long for a living, and lots of dudes who work along side of him have these builds with what I call "working muscles". Meaning they use their muscles for a living as opposed to dudes who work in cubes but then go…

He's watching the game on a phone screen that's been duct taped to the forehead of a wolverine that's been taught to box. And the datastream is slow and costing him $39.99/MB because Hell is only covered by T-Mobile.

I feel like the original WTF couple was Winona Ryder breaking up with Johnny Depp for Dave Pirner. Sassy magazine even ran a side-by-side photo of Johnny and Dave with the caption, "Winona, what are you thinking?!" which I honestly thought was really rude. I tried to dig up a scan on the interwebs but came back with…

Cindy makes me happy everytime she's in a scene. I loved how when Vee was threatening her at first she was like, "I know math isn't your thing but I have 50lbs. on you and- OH STABBY IS YOUR THING, OK THIS CHANGES THINGS."

I was one of those people. I didn't think it would be all horoscopes per se, but I thought it would be learning the names of stars and groovy visits to the planetarium. I panicked when I realized it was essentially beginner physics. Fortunately, (for me!) our professor got injured at the beginning of the semester…

A room-temperature screwdriver garnished with a single french fry.

You know who else does this? Anna Wintour. In the book Oppenheimer wrote aboutt her he describes how she doesn't eat much except for melting a pat of butter in her morning coffee in "the French style". She's looking at us trend slaves and laughing, as usual.

After I read the book I vowed to try it... that was…

A friend of mine was on that show. Stacy and Clinton *never* framed fashion as "what works with your body" with her. They talked about her style, her choices, and how to express her personality with clothes. She had a very positive experience, and I agree with you that WNTW is a more women postive show then PR.

I…

Thank you, that is very sweet of you to say. Today is better.

Same. I went, "Aw, yeah $800,000 dollar- er, wait, Nigerian dollars so uh, less then five grand US..." After being an insufferable bitch all week due to my personal bi-polar vortex I think my boyfriend would pay double that just to get someone from Nigeria to take me off his hands.

I don't think you are an asshole at all and the fact that you are asking is wonderful. My understanding is that for you use whatever pronoun the person identifies most with. That way gender identification is left up to the individual instead of generalizations, and that way we get in the habit of asking and not…

I absolutely loved her bit. I thought it was the best thing about the sloppy disjointed version of Weekend Update that we are left with since Seth Meyers's departure. People love to give Jezebelles shit about how we constantly scream about racism and sexism, but if it wasn't for Jez's coverage about how SNL has…

I think she also raises her hand when asked who has been personally victimized by Regina George. (If not, don't burst my bubble! I, like you, have a vivid backstory for this character.) I know Principal Duval does which was the moment I stopped being angry for paying to see Lady's Man in theaters. You go, Tim…

I am an atheist and calibrate my moral compass based on empathy. I was raised Christian and find there is a lot of overlap between my values and the 10 Commandants like don't lie, steal, murder, etc. Like any group the loud minority is going to overwhelm the passive majority. From my experiences with Christianity I…

And how fucking sad is that for both genders? ><