I do this too because I don't love the texture or taste of ricotta. I use cottage cheese and mozz and it gives the whole structure a melty feel instead of runny. (Can you tell I grew up eating and loving giant pans of Stouffer's???) LOL

Corona is a surfer dude so good looking you can't even believe you are on a date with him. 40 minutes in you realize he has the brains and kissing technique of a jellyfish. But you make-out and date him anyway because his Abercrombie and Fitch face and body look so good on your Facebook feed.

Please check your right-angle privilege. My mother is a triangle.

And when I prefer chocolate ice cream over vanilla I am committing "ice cream racism"? Or do I have to shoot the ice cream? So confused...

Her tongue has attained sentience and is desperately trying to escape the embarrassment that is Miley.

I also think she's fab, and funny and fiiiiine.

We just need to elect Hillz!

100% agree. When I stopped using generalizing statements, "That's not a good idea." and started using "I feel...(that's not a good idea)." many of my conflicts in work and home were easier to de-escalate. I don't see it as being a feminine wishy washy thing but a more accurate way of speaking. Issues are rarely so…

Jeah, Madonna!

Well, yeah, because duh, it's GRAVEDIGGER!

I wish they would bring back this mid-00's classic:

I sleep A LOT when upset. I would have the most boring "getting over trauma" montage ever. In fact, I am much more likely to be in need of a hair cut then to cut my own hair when relentlessly stressed out. I would love for the montage to end with Latrice Royale pulling me out of bed, giving me a drag make over, and…

MoGlo, I totally understand. I reach all the way back to elementary school and remember when I felt bullied and powerless. By HS I was very good at hiding in plain sight, so I was never bullied. (However, another 30 Rock ep showed me that maybe, like Liz Lemon *I* was considered a bully, because I wasn't bullied...…

Ah, good to know. My only experience with growing potato plants are when you put them in pots and let the vines climb all over your blinds. LOL

Totally agree. I live in the Northeast and we have "Yankee" everything. Yankee Candle, Yankee Lobster, Yankee Oil, Yankee Elevator Repair... I've lived on Native American reservations and sovereign lands and never seen a "Redskin Grocery" or "Redskin Jet Ski Rentals". IMHO, the public sees these terms as two…

Plant it maybe? Then she would have a potato plant that grew from a heart, and she could think of her husband every time she saw the plant.

Two of these bro-shower puffs have moved into my shower! They seem exactly like my bath puffs but they are blue and black and seem to have some extraneous rubbery bits (for man-scrubbing special man parts? taint squeegee?). I don't watch my roommates shower so I don't know exactly how they are used but I suspect…

Ah, but if you found yourself in an old timey racist B-movie you'd be tossed into the volcano as a human sacrifice!

Old fish, red fish, dead fish, fuck you fish