Ann Taylor gets all of my money because they have petite and petite plus. Also, don't hesitate to acost other petite plus sizes and gush about their outfits and ask where they got their stuff. It's hard out there for a petite.

I'll take a rock, please. Then I'll throw it at that lady who thinks its impossible to get to adulthood without having used the n-word.

Best Neg I've Gotten:
PUA: I'm sure people tell you all the time that you come across as an airhead, but you I think you're really smart!

OMG, do you know Mystery?! Can you give me his number, I LOVE tiny men!

Yes, exactly my feeling. My bi-racial hackles only get raised when the questions appear in casual conversation or when they come out of nowhere. I usually go with the bland, "Where are you from?" If someone asks me that I'll usually say, "I live in [near by town]". If they follow up with, "But, were you born…

I learned all my MS Office $killz from pure trial and error. Just sandbox playing around with the programs, I was able to get really good. I once had a friend looking to transition from trade labor to office positions and I taught her the basics in a couple of hours. Ask around!

I've interned twice (once that lead to an offer) and supervised interns in three positions. My advice:

Gay dudes. I know sexuality can be fluid, but fucking two guys who later turned out to be gay gave 19-year-old me a complex.

I worked in an office where we subscribed to a CSA as a group. Every Friday the produce would arrive and we'd split it up and take it home. This worked out GREAT because you could evenly divide the stuff everyone wanted (tomatoes!) and if no one liked kale but you did- SCORE- all of it was yours! If someone went on…

Oooo, yes! Season 9 Oliver has the all time best quote: "All I'm left with is all these fat people, and that is fine, but not when I'm making clothes."

I prefer to call myself an "avocado" shaped woman. Because I'm fat and rich and constantly picked up by migrant laborers.

Let me out! I'm trying to go to the market!

The "Beauty" industry has made some inroads to man beauty products. Mostly in the form of shower gels (hee!), hair dye, hair product, moisturizer and deodorant/body spray. Back in my day, a man had Dial soap and generic shampoo in the shower, and a bottle of Cool Water kept in the car.

Yes, this exactly. You can buy fat clothes now that are nothing more than poorly scaled up version of thin fashion. Fat fashion is not just "add more fabric", because women's bodies have fat at different places than just the acceptable boobs and butt of thin fashion. I have a very fit friend with muscular calves…

Shanti, you stay. Ravi, sashay away.

I was in my late twenties before I finally shook off my existential anxiety. I finally realized that there is no God, nothing I do matters, I am only responsible for myself and I have nothing to prove. It was VERY liberating after a Christian upbringing. I feel light just thinking about it.

I tried it, but thanks. It made me "body tired" like Benadryl and/or Trazodone, but the mind kept racing and won't let me be unconscious.

Ambien. And on such large daily dosage that on a recent stay in the hospital (not related) the overnight pharmacist initially refused to fill the prescription saying it was too high. As if that wasn't scary enough, I get all the usual side effects: memory loss, pre-sleep weirdness, and eh, I forget...

Almost as riveting as Jason getting raped by meth pantherzzzzzzzzz....

Tara is full of Pam's blood, so she's going to want to boink her. It is safe to say that Tara might be a little bit mixed up right now.