My labia is HUGE. I am inordinately proud of genetic trait I had nothing to do with acquiring. I assume my ancestors practiced selective breeding for large ladyflowers much like top heavy prize winning orchids, which incidentally is a good visual of what I have going on down there. I've seen labia on porn and they…

Sex toys like dildos or internal vibes or plugs are made from non-reactive materials for a reason. Silicone, glass, plastic and rubberized toys are designed for strength and hygienic play. I would be very wary of trusting people's judgment as to what homemade item makes a good sex toy.

Thanks guys!! Been a Jez since day one and this is my first COTD! I'm currently on day five of being laid up on the couch with a jacked up lower back after falling very hard on some ice. My Death Panel should be scheduled any day now since I've gone from being a productive member of society to a drain on the US…

It's called the HEALTH care system not the SICK care system. Kick out all the fatties, the old people, the cancer patients (what's more unhealthy then cancer? Nothing.), the premies, the addicts, and the people with bizarre gastro problems (gross, amirite?).

My parents structured our entire dining-out experience around not pissing other people off. If we misbehaved we didn't get to go, period. It wasn't about giving the child more fun and varied experiences it was: you earn a treat like this by not behaving like an animal. As a result we only went out to eat a few…

It's so good! Its like The West Wing but more sexed up and lurid. It is also awesome that you can watch it all at once. I'm putting off watching the season finale because I don't want it to end. Robin Wright has so much magnificent bone structure on display I could look at her all day.

Yeah, just "I really enjoyed talking to you the other night. Want to get coffee sometime?" Go for it! :)

Ask him to marry you.

Find inspiration in the art sources you admire the most. You will feel ideas leap off of things that bring you joy.

Jez gets a lot of derision from other Gawkblogs but one of the great things here is that in the Open Threads it is generally a very positive and supportive. You get people crowing about their new bargain score at Target, asking for help on a paper, opening up about really personal things and commiserating on life's…

I very much like the community here. :) I have trouble opening up to friends or family so I do a lot of socializing online. Best to your and your family, you have lots of ladies here in cyberland rooting for you. :)

I just feel that if a server is with me for a meal (usually around 30min) that they deserve to make at least $5-$10 for their time. Obviously if the food cost is higher, then I'll go 20% and beyond but for small $14 lunch tabs I don't like to leave $3. Fuck that. $3 is what is expected. $5 on top of that is an…

Making certain flavors of porn "lady porn" is still boxing out a very narrow segment of porn as "made special for the ladies!" As if all ladies need a watered down less explicit more romance filled type of naughtiness. It also means that "regular porn" can't possibly satisfy us, and that those who like it are extra…

I like the Cartier jewels! Zsa Zsa Gabor is a personal muse of mine so I can't hate on that style.

I thought I hallucinated Jordy the rapping French baby. Pretty sure he grew up to be Nick Cannon, right?

I hope they name their kid "Hamand".

The "shock" of going to work on Monday? How is starting the work week a shock if you are employed and go to work... every Monday? (I know the whole 'study' is crap, but that stuck out for me because it says that women are basically ditzes who in addition to being ugly can't plan more then a few hours ahead of their…

Michael Madsen, Lil Wayne, Sylvester Stallone, Vince the Shamwow guy, Hugh Hefner, Ben Roethlisberger, Spencer Pratt, Dane Cook, and Scott Stapp.

When we first started dating he used to tell me everyday "You are the most beautiful woman I know".

Pity. The Snuffy Eyelash Fringed Vagina is super on trend right now.