Their natural eco-systems are being threatened by deforestation. We need to stop Big Wax from taking their pubic parks.

My mom told me that if I caught ukus I should just not bother even coming home. I think she was kidding... Also, I always thought it was spelled "ookus" but you are right it's "ukus". Now that I've googled that, I need to be off to take a scalding shower.

I fucking hate getting the flu. My immune system is so worn down by winter already that it offers all the protection of tissue paper. I'd get jabbed with a needle every day if it meant I could guarantee to never get the flu. I've never had an adverse reaction to a shot and every year I've gotten the shot the flu…

Yeah, it is. And look for his blog- he is clearly crazy for some of the women he works with and sweet and funny too. He likes sex and it shows in his films. He's joyful and that is genuinely hot. Go look on RedTube. Go a head, I'll wait. ....... See? :)

I like it. Measured by the usual vitality in royal portraits Kate here is practically Ke$ha.

The NYT article was really good. Also, James Deen is so fucking hot. I will watch this movie if it goes directly to streaming for him alone.

Dan Quayle called. He wants his misinformed 20 year old quote back.

It looks like it came out of a gumball machine.

I go with "shut up" because it works if you do it angry, bored or mocking. It's also only two words so it requires no thought and fits any harassment. I also do, "Merry Christmas!!" in any month but December.

Tentacles and Tiaras I'd watch it.

I never even knew that Men's Wearhouse was a pun! And I must have seen at least 90,000 commercials for the place! Welp, Lindy spelled the name right and Dave didn't, so that's all I need to know.

I do this. Not to restrict calories but this is just my schedule. I don't have a family to eat with and I have a medication to take at night that works best on a full stomach.

Thank you, Anonymous!

The Tabloid Gods have seen fit to grant us an early New Years Gift. May 2013 be the year of the Kimye Beybey. I hope they name it Mikado MoneyHoney.

Congrats to Kluwe and Drew! I'm very excited for you guys!

Putting your kids first (basically giving them one parent who was not unbearably selfish) was your greatest gift to them. Your husband behaved like a PoS and you still kept it classy as fuck. If you feel alone just know you have many Jezzies giving you empathy and admiration. Merry Christmas!

"Cosmopolitan suggests getting drunk instead of having a snack."

The "Glamourous" video was really awesome! The director plays with scale and her indoor and outdoor shots are impressive. My favorite is when the AGs were chillin' out in the cupholders of the car. She even has an AG take the Ludacris rap, and the doll that plays Fergie is about twice as emotive as human Fergie.…

Bahahaha! That is adorable! Best dressed rabbits ever, I'm sure. :)

I listed to the NPR show- they have a great thing going! Maya and Gretchen memorized phonetically Prince's backward vocals on "Darling Nicki". It is worth a listen to the link above.