Bullette
Bullette
Bullette

After a few years with the bf I said, "I'm not shaving my legs anymore."

Any time there is even a whiff of skeeze or insincerity I can sense it. Women are good at detecting bullshit. If you are bullshitting a woman and it works, then you are now sleeping with a woman who likes to be bullshitted. And good luck keeping that up. A sincere "hello", even if it is awkward and weird, is

Brady's wife is Gisele Bundchen. Every hetero man I've spoken to would let her do whatever she wanted to him.

Magic Matthews! Mmmmmm!

Alex Clare is not black but he is an orthodox Jew who was dumped by his label after his religious views conflicted with a proposed touring schedule. I didn't know this until he was on NPR this weekend. I just knew him as the guy who made me swoon while watching a commercial for Internet Explorer.

I've got 15 years with my partner. No infidelities, no on/off times, and no marriage. We credit our staying power in part to realizing we are not comfortable with the institution of marriage although we are comfortable with commitment. Part of our finances are blended, but I have my own investments in my name only.

The Great Satan must consume the flesh of babies to secure his place as leader in the Communist Illuminati New World Order as Baphomet Obama.

Lark Voorhies has a rebuttal: "Lark Voorhies, styles, a, wondrous, realm, A mystical liberation of enlisting proportions. Lark Voorhies, spans to, reengineer the Abominable, American, Woman! Reinstalling, the faith, into, the, known, variable, Lark Voorhies, gloriously, resurrects, the victored, Phoenix, compelled,

Skag! (just kidding, is that even British? lol )

I was wondering if I was the only one who thought that! I saw it and immediately thought of the Greendale Human Being.

My dad kept a cigarette taped to his lung cancer diagnosis mounted on the wall. He still couldn't quit even when the evidence that it was killing him was unequivocal. We were always on him to quit, but he never did. It wasn't until he died and we found that in his apartment that we knew how much he wanted to quit

"OMG, there's blood on the bathroom floor, Bullette!!"

You are going to regret not having kids when you are older!

Fabulous! I also love tangerine so win/win.

Wow, that is an awesome tradition! I wish my high school (heck, my adulthood) had mums! The closest thing we had were balloons tied to you on your birthday. The really popular girls looked like the house from Up because each friend and/or admirer tied a balloon to them for the day. You had to pretend you were

Good person? "Nice guy" is kind of like "Cool story bro" - anything but.

This is the humble brag to end all humble brags. Its not enough for her to be thin, she needs us to know how hard she works for it. Dooosh.

She makes it appear so effortless. I love her for that.

I didn't know SNAP in NJ was only $30/week either. I've never been on SNAP and it looks like the amounts vary by state.

I hope they do some flash back sequences for Beric. I want to see his deaths and resurrections. It will make his final death so much more powerful and see how much the "good guys" have lost by trading Beric for Lady Stoneheart. And I can't be the only one excited to see how the actress who plays Cat handles her new