Chad was an awesome Cher but Cher is a legend, and Chad has had his whole drag life to practice his Cher. The wig switching was really inspired, I'll give her that, and that is the kind of old school creativity that Ru loves.

I do not wear make-up. But I spend way too much time on my hair. Every time a friend says, "Oh I wish I was like you, and was pretty naturally." I say, "When was the last time you've seen me with my hair in a ponytail?" And they say, "Never." And I say,"Exactly. Six of one..."

I never wear make-up. I've never felt I've been penalized for it but I work in a laid back industry. I think education, non-profit, small business, medical, and academics are much more naked face friendly. But my friends in finance, lawyering, event-planning, sales, and real-estate? Absolutely would be seen as…

My eye circles are so dark, once I was complaining about them to a guy friend,

Rooney Mara's boobs: you nailed it!!! I cannot unsee them now either!

Those emerald earrings are KILLING me. Like the plain drop ones Angelina Jolie wore one year: so fucking stunning! I want to mate with them.

Mine is what I thought a B-movie villainess might be named.

I can only go with a Johnny Cash song. Not until I was really in love, and really in love for over a decade, did I understand what he was saying:

I also change the lyrics: Moobs like Jagger. Because it's fun picturing both their bird-like chests with a healthy set of DDs.

When I had colored my hair reddish I used to use Deva Brown shampoo. It was a "low poo" one with brown pigments to put color back in with every wash. I'm having trouble finding it online now but I was very satisfied with the red one I used. Even it it looked like I was bathing with a horror movie with every shower.

Does it hurt when you laugh or move? You have a rib out. Just like people can throw their backs out you can throw your front out too. Get thee to a chiropractor or if you like drugs ad invasive procedures the get thee to a hospital they can given you drugs and rest... and then see chiropractor.

I would try their Vegan conditioner. Super light, awesome smelling, and rinses clean. Shiny moisture is the best I can describe it. Seems like slurry when you get it in your hand, but leave it in for less then a minute and your hair feels healed except for the most dry ends. Those you should have lopped off and…

Big, Ocean Salt, or Curly Wurly could work awesome for you. Big if you need everything deoiled, Ocean Salt if you need your scalp and hair scoured clean- like brutally clean. Curly Wurly if you just need moisture and tamping down on curls or straights. The salt based ones (Ocean an Big) feel amazing but are really…

What color is your hair?

Knotty Boy is fucking fantastic. I never had dreads but the salon I go to specializes in dreads and only carries Knotty Boy products. God, they smell good. And not just initially, they smell good for long after you use them.

Agreed. NO POO does not work for me. And I have thick straight hair and it left it a tangled mess. Which was also disgusting. Oily flat at the roots an not enough grease to tame the dried out ends. Never again.

What what what??? I have like four facial masks just I put in recycling! Dammit!

I would also recommend the Big shampoo. It's not so much a shampoo as a scouring for your oily scalp. If you have magnificent dandruff like I do, I use a Head and Shoulders to kill the yeast, and then Big to strip the hair of all its root greasiness and make the rest gain tremendous volume and texture. It gets my…

Just to put a point of descent in here: all of the Lush stores I've been to the sales people have been great. Courteous to the point of obsequiousness, no pressure, and super informative. I love their soaps and they have never hesitated to cut them in to smaller (cheaper) pieces and back off when I tell them the…

Celestial is worth its weight in gold. And yes it costs almost as much, but it smells fucking delicious and feels divine. Not only is my super sensitive skin much better for it, but it is so calming and moisturizing that I can use it every other day and not feel overworked or deprived.