Whoopi won for Ghost and not The Color Purple?! (This is true I just looked it up. And its tragic.)

My boyfriend is a huge bruiser too. He does the disinterested thing like you do. And he's really careful about not crowding women on the train or trainstation. He also walks female friends home or to their cars when they come to the bar alone. He never starts anything with other dudes but I think just him walking…

I immediately relax a bit more around guys with headphones coming down the street. Headphones say to me, "Hey, I'm not interested at all in talking to you." Which is great because the reason I am also wearing headphones is because I also have no interest in talking to anyone.

Ooof, all that money and she couldn't buy better production values? The catheter commercials they show during Judge Judy are less bland then this.

Truth to this. I understand funerals are for the living but then why do the living act so damn badly?

Oh, heart to you! When she (inevitably) becomes a "media personality" in her own right we can call her Kash Dash. And weep.

Mc Lovin! You work that ice cream cone like it is your last chance at mainstream credibility! No one likes you! Everyone likes ice cream!

I think I once read this in a Katy Keene comic book: put lip balm on your lips before you sleep. This cured my chapped lips problem forever. I use Vaseline, and never looked back.

Oh my. Was the store out of PG-13 rated signs?

Whether or not this may be true or practical, I can't add another reason to obsess about what goes in my mouth without it being directly bad to my mental health.

Replying to promote.

THAT IS FUCKING ADORABLE AND I'M GOING TO DIE NOW! Carry on.

I... once cried at a dolphin show for exactly this reason. Also talent contests and yes, that dude who danced around the world made be bawl too.

I grew up adoring the United Colors of Benetton ads and magazine. The insistence on such a narrow range of race represented seems shamefully limiting for such global brands.

I know, I saw the first reply! LOL I actually snorted in my cube and the quietly cackled in to my sleeve. Can you imagine- dongs and cat food. The store would be called "Feed Your Pussy".

I really don't have a problem at all with gourmet cat/dog food. We have place near by that just sells dong and cat food. Bones, organic treats, fish things I dunno really. Smells disgusting but dogs anywhere near the shop go full retard with excitement.

I'm mutant hand clapping for you, JamieMF!! Congrats!

Ann's research about Obama consisted of her Googling the term "Public Enemy #1". She thinks our VP is Chuck D and Professor Griff is our Secretary of Education.

He strapped his dog to the top of his car and drove for hours?! What a fucking prick.

Blue-Ray Special Alternate Ending: BiBell and PD get married in their now shared loft with Balsac the Jaws of Death as officiant. All the groomsmen wear spiked codpieces and the MOH performs a demonic abortion on herself as a touching tribute to the new Mr. and Mrs.