You should put up one of those signs "782 Days Without A Rape!" Good job, guys! No one sexually violated their co-workers this week! Gold stars all around and you've sure earned a doughnut party!

I'm pretty sure male service members love being characterized as unfeeling rape machines that can think of nothing else but assaulting their fellow soldiers' vaginas when put in the same room together. Does she not realize how disgusting she is being to both genders?

Every massage therapist friend I have says it happens a lot. People store lots of tension in their bodies and the release can be overwhelming. Touch is very powerful and many of us lack a lot of meaningful touch in our lives. I have come close to crying at least a dozen times and I go once a month. I think it is…

I have one too! Mine is old but a beast at washing dishes. It scoffs at pre-washing and laughs in the face of baked on cheese. Such a bargain at $5- congrats!!

OH! That one is so much better- thank you!

Whitney's NYT obit is just... bizarre. The perspective of the article is just off for me with too much name-dropping and a focus on her commercial success rather then her contribution as an artist. I also think there is too many broad generalizations made (like this opening sentence: Whitney Houston died a…

Add mine to the chorus of voices sad at her death and affirming her awesome awe inspiring talent.

I think the hair thing is hilarious and adorable! Some babies have "old souls" but you apparently had an "elderly scalp"! I had red hair and hazel eyes... born to a Chinese mom. Then I browned out as I got older so I finally looked like I came from my parents. But no one gave a shit because my parents were not…

"It's not my fault there's a 14 year old girl on my runway/photoshoot, since..."

This is just my person experience talking but to me it wasn't worth the energy to sacrifice the peace of mind. I gained weight because I was eating and drinking all the time and nothing seemed to satisfy me. Then I read an article about how the reported helpfulness of Abilify for mental health condition was pretty…

Sonata is a hypnotic like Ambien. Half of Love's batshit behavior can be explained by this drug alone.

I would also carry your bags.

That was my favorite movie anyway... so, gladly! I am very glad he got his dementor under control.

They are both adorable! Since the whole set up is inherently a little ridiculous I am glad they can laugh at themselves.

I am also partnered for a long time and people can be really nosy about my relationship. I never doubted that my SO and I were right for each other, but their comments often made me doubt that I was doing the "right" thing.

My SO and I often muse aloud about what the Bündchen/Brady household must talk about round the dinner table. Giselle's letter is super sweet! I mean she calls him Tommy and asks for positive vibes- there is nothing braggy in it or anything to be disgusted about. Boo on the Post.

My mom cooked fresh healthy homemade meals, but I used to beg her for Kid Cuisine. I think she bought one or two to shut me up. I ate one, it was disgusting, so lesson learned. However, Lunchables never disappoint!

Google "poison rings"- there are loads of them in every style imaginable.

It is really awesome when the hivemind turns into a hivewallet for a worthy cause. May everyone who donated get some IRL karma.

Also, "What is for dinner?" which is my reaction to almost anything.