From the Ukraine episode of No Reservations.

Ooo, I think I've just found my bridemaid's outfits when I wear the G-String Wedding Dress!

I now pronounce you husband and pubis. You may kiss that face thing attached above the vagina.

Freaking bummed about Heidi and Seal. I do have a slightly different take on the "renewing vows" ceremony they made apart of their marriage. To me, "renewing" means making the commitment again. Not celebrating their current marriage, but affirming it. Instead of marriage as a given, they made a conscious choice to…

If you were an America's Sweetheart type like Sandy B. you could buy something innocuous like a fern, and tabloids would be "Sandra's Revenge Plant!". Or you could be Lada Gaga and go shopping in the nude for jewelry and hedgehogs and paps would be like, eh, its Gaga.

I did. I got a job where I couldn't make raids anymore. Casual gaming was fun for awhile but nothing compared to raiding. I will probably go back for (ugh) the Expandation to do the quests and see the new content, but as a vet of vanilla raiding this new incarnation will forever seem broken to me.

GOP? More like G HO P!

Purity ring to marriage ring without even a stop for a NuvaRing? Sounds like a recipe for a divorce hea-ring!

I want to hi-five your dad! And your mom!

Love it, love it!

I LOVE this!! Bonus points for equating the word "fuck-stump" with Palin in my mind.

Sharing my WoW account password is something I've never been able to do. That's big time.

For the super hard one, make sure you go with a word or name that is not in the dictionary and use at least one capital letter. Put some numbers in there and put special characters too like !@#^*&. I do two numbers, two special characters and then MadeupnamE. For the lower security ones I just use part of the one…

Ugh, UGH! I'm so sorry. Forgive yourself, that situation was not in your control.

God-friends are people who "pray together, stay together." United across time and space in goodly light. Like Feivel in An American Tale. Who, you know, was a Jewish mouse.

Have you trademarked "beUgged" yet? Because that is fucking gold.

From one national treasure to another!

Oh, I dunno. Weed never did anything for me except make me super paranoid.

I can see chunks of real dork. So I know you are commenting something special.

How is your BEARD doing? Mine is doing GREAT. Feels AWESOME against my face. And it likes to eat CAPITAL LETTERS.