I can totally see it. It is not traditional iconography but rather that soft focus clip art stuff you see on plates and plaques. And on every funeral bookmark keepsake I've ever seen.

I really can't wait till Appalachian style gets its moment in the sun. It's about time, don't you think? But of course when it does I won't like it anymore. Or maybe I still will. Ironically!

I do like how they are the exact same color as the dress. That is pretty cute to me.

I really like the Kiehls stuff for body and face. I've tried the drug store stuff but Kiehls seems much more aggressively grease based. In fact, if you had a blob of the light and refined Cetaphil next to the yellow grease of Kiehls body lotion, you'd swear the Cetaphil stuff was the higher end. But the grease works…

I blew a Mormon once. Maybe it didn't count to him because it wasn't P in V sex? But he was blowable and talented with his fingers. So we both got off and I really enjoyed it. We remained friends and it was so uncomplicated we repeated it on and off through college. Yum.

If you are not ready, you are not ready.

That is very sweet.

Heh. Yes, when I was virgin there was some hurting and blood but we were both so inexperienced that there wasn't anything crazy going on.

I would opine that you are not screwed. Metaphorically. I know many many dudes who are virgins or near virgins at around your age. There isn't anything wrong with them. Most of the dudes I know are either really preoccupied with career or never tried to be a "poon hound" so got passed over with the meat market…

Heh! *coughs* Sorry.

Totally agree. IMO Madonna just kills it. Everyone was saying Gaga ripped her off and she held back just enough so that we didn't think she cared, but then delivers this killing soundbite. Love the Madonna. Love the GaGa too.

Two of my best friends were together for thirteen years before they got married. They divorced less then two years later. My feeling is that marriage puts new pressures on a relationship and all bets can be off once the rings are on.

Less then a year after they were married my dad began cheating on my mom with men. They went to marriage counselling and decided to stay together. Everything was patched up and my dad stayed faithful for almost thirty years. But come midlife crisis time, he was back running around with men. But in the meantime they…

Fred, you should call the High Priestess of Goop. She has mastered starvation induced spiritual superiority.

Like getting licked by a coral reef.

A must see for Dan Rad fans! He plays himself on an episode of Ricky Gervais's show Extras.

The reason I don't believe a lick of that J.Lo allowance story is that she expects him to "buy presents for her kids and whisking her off for a surprise weekend getaway" on $10k a week. You can show J. Lo a good time for under $40k a month? The woman who's flower bill on tour is more then my salary? Nada.

I would give Barbara a foot massage with warm Yankee fan entrails before I was ever in the same room as Dr. Phil.

Memo to Hollywood- If your plastic surgeon has worked on Sandra Bullock, Jen Aniston, or Rachel Zoe then him/her is worth every penny. Everyone else: you should ask for refunds.

My best-friend came up to visit me while I was in college and wanted to go sex toy shopping more then anything. We were from a small town and this was before the interwebs. I was pretty laid-back (or thought I was) but was shocked when she showed me a meticulously made list with colors, sizes, and hardware…