I buy plenty more technology then my partner. In fact, he recently called me a "Gadget Freak", and when commercials for new stuff comes on he says, "You want that don't you?"

As a fellow Chinky Eyes I am shocked and offended that this women is wrongly given the honorific "Lady".

Do we get to pick the craft we learn on the cruise from Kate Gosselin?

I also feel that you can never tell what the inside of another couple's relationship looks like. Hell, like I can even tell is going on with mine at any given time? LOL Sometimes I think we are prone to absolutes when you can never really predict how yourself or anyone else will react in a situation.

Mittens! Sounds like a cat name. Can I be in charge of spraying him with water when he does bad things?

So Jay Leno's writers are now programming the Rommeytron 3000? Edgy. I'm with POTUS!

Repubs are just jealous that Obams was born some place you'd actually want to go on vacation."

I follow her on Facebook and she has some campaign stickers that read: Liberal, Pretty, and Pro-Titty!

heymisslayla is actually a viral marketing campaign started by Justin Guarini publicist.

Yes, I have a parrot. She weighs only six ounces. I meant to get 5lbs of parrot food. I donated the rest of the parrot chow to a pet store before it could go stale.

Worst things bought online while drunk? I'll start!

I second the big beak love. I loathe the fake ski slope nose. Yes, plastic surgery noses do go in and out of fashion, but a classically strong nose will always look gorgeous. Look at the Jacksons. They should have left well enough alone.

I am sending you an internet backrub. You deserve much more for being a kind and resilient person. *kneads shoulders*

I hope Robyn Gibson considers breaking off a piece of that 425 mil and gives to the NAACP, lubavitch.com, and NOW. Redistribute some of that bigot's money to those he reviles. Suck it, Mel.

You know how reading fantasy novels can make you want nice hearty stew or crusty bread? This book was the opposite of that. I can't decide what was more tedious: writing out all the foodstuffs these people ate or his soliloquies on the corruption of magazine publishing.

People that need to read this post:

This is so very incredibly true. I finally wised up to the "buying one thing you think is perfect" rather then six cheap "good enoughs" that make me unsatisfied.

I think that sounds fabulous! I would pay money to have a fabulous woman tell me I'm fabulous. Excellent gift to yourself, Dodai!

You are not, I LOLed.

I was never Catholic but I used to *love* being blessed by the priests. You go up with your arms crossed and they don't give you communion but they bless you which made me feel GOOD about Catholics. Never have I heard a priest call me a "cuntmuffin", although now I kind of want to.