As an Atheist who was once a Christian, I would feel uncomfortable participating in the religious aspects of Christmas. Prayer and/or praising the baby Jesus are things I chose to stop doing once I didn't believe in Christianity so I'd rather not enact empty gestures. I will participate with gusto in a Seder though…

What did you give him?

The amount could well be in multiple tens of thousands (if not hundreds) if the baby is premature, needed immediate surgery due to a congenital defect, or if there are severe complications with labor. I doubt many bio mothers want to be on the hook for that, nor probably do the hypothetical adoptive parents.

Who gets a electronic thumbs up Jez comment promotion for awesomeness? You do!

I doubt Cover Girl would be easy, breezy, or beautiful about having a porn star spokesmodel.

THIS, is a very good point. I would rather fly with fussy screaming children then sit next to a fearful flier. I'm *already* afraid of flying- the crying kid is only externalizing what I already feel!

They are the UN of face schmutz wipers!

If we strike her down, she shall become more powerful than we could possibly imagine.

Replying to promote.

The woman in the picture is Panayiota Bertzikis, executive director of the Military Rape Crisis Center. Check out her amazing story of survival and advocacy at www.stopmilitaryrape.org. Please believe me when I say that the MRCC is doing some fantastic work in the face of the ultimate culture of patriarchy.

Pro diet tip: imagine that visual before every meal!

Amateur. Blowing the mailman means my Christmas cards go out for FREE!

Use a child! Their hands are smaller. Better yet, a blue child. Better contrast.

What about sharting? How does pregnancy effect sharting? (I'm asking for a friend.)

I am also dying laughing!

Amen!

I teach high-school freshman and sophomores. Some of these kids are gigantic- tall, strong, and have the benefit of playing lots of sports. I am tiny with no muscle tone. If one of them started to become violent, there would be no contest.

Who is it?

The conduct of those bullies is gross.

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