Scum Sucking Road Whore: Post ironic YouTube A cappella duo singing the lines from Mean Girls over Sigur Ros songs played backwards. Song "Damien, Can We Not?" went viral after featured on a Tosh.0 segment called "I Love Blond Girls Who Make Elf Noises."

Fuck, am I disappointed in you Forrest.

That is harrowing, I'm sorry you had to go through that. A website devoted to harassing you is just despicable.

Chink, gook, spic, bitch, cunt, slant eye, slope, rice-eye, fem-nazi, or all of the above in different combinations.

To paraphrase Liz Lemon: cunt has no male equivalent. That is why it pushes the Instant Rage button- it's disgusting and unfair.

Ha! Nailed it, yes!

"I want to fuck the shit out of you."

Your mom is SO right! (And congrats on your book!)

Major props to Carré Otis for revisiting the traumatic experiences she had while modeling to challenge the misconceptions about the industry. And co-props to Coco Rocha for speaking out while she is still in the industry.

"Do you wish that this game could be played with more clothes?

Ooo, ooo, The Washington Wine Spritzers! The Chicago Chobanis! The Bawston Red Hawts!

You have the best username ever. Sorry, I had to butt in a tell you that it really made me LOL!

You got glitter problems?

WTKWYTA (What To Know When You Take Ambien):

Heidi is showing us what we all knew: she has great bone structure.

I would agree. Cheers to your success!

All you need is some flannel, a pair of Docs, and super matte red lipstick. Tell the cute boy that you want to "Come Out and Play"!

I love Hamburger Helper with DOUBLE the meat! And I love beer. I'll be right over!

Lady GaGa should dress up as Johnny Weir for Halloween.

Best wishes for a speedy recovery, Adele! Your fans will wait for you as long as need be.