Actually, *because* I don't pester my gay friends with nosy questions about their sex life, *because* I don't interrogate them about their positions and preferences, and *because* I don't expect one gay man to speak for all gay men, this guide was very informative to me.

I am with you. Courtney is like a trainwreck splashed with peroxide. Just hug yourself and keep repeating, "At least it's not Tia Tequila!"

It was an anatomical lesson: The Dangers of Referring to Your Breasts As Produce. Everyone repeat back: They are never called melons, grapefruits or peaches! Buy your own damn fruit!

Oh, I dunno. It looks like Harry would enjoy a good taco-walmarting!

Bring the sexy LaComtesse! Get some, get some eyewashes guuuuurl!

I was really young when I went over to a friend's house and hung out with him and his mom as she was getting ready for feminist retreat. She was cackling and telling me how when the seminar asked her what she was bringing she said, "My FAT!" I laughed nervously.

Put a pair of bunny ears on.

I feel this article is a great way to look at these situations. On the first date you are judging a person by knowing them for four hours. Second date maybe 10 by then? Third date maybe 15 hours?

I search by color a lot so "Forrest green scarf" will probably do better as a description then "lovely warm cozy scarf". I mean aren't they all lovey and warm? ;)

Therapy can be an outlet or it can give you the skills to help you work through issues better by yourself. Don't feel compelled to pressure yourself, you probably are doing better. :) You can always go back if you need to.

Go as a zombie! Then make a sign: Save the Brains, Eat a Banker!

My man dreams about zombies mostly. Running from zombies, making traps for zombies, setting zombies on fire, killing zombies with a shotgun, killing zombies with a hatchet, or killing zombies with a flame-throwing hatchet on a shotgun.

A heart for you! And you, and you, and that one over there, and this guy and her too...

If personhood begins at conception, simply having sex with your pregnant lady will mean you are also having a threesome. If you are married to a pregnant women are you also married to her fetus? Polygamy.

I think men should be our protectors. And we should protect them right back.

Lingerie Bible Study! Jesus, you have great tits.

I'll hold your earrings.

When watching this video I also thought Rihanna has a future in acting! I mean she's no Brittany in Crossroads but we all have to start somewhere...

Baptiste Giabiconi! Glad to see you are putting your torso talents to good use. The world needs more Bap-torso. Or Ab-tiste.

I think that because beauty companies treat wrinkling like the mark of the devil, the saying about wrinkles are earned means to reference how we get lines from smiling, frowning, aging, and laughing.