Mech Commander 2. I play it at least once a year. Usually in January. I know every mission backwards and forwards and like to try new tactics and different pilots every time but it’s still fun.

That’s not the Archer I want to see emoji stickers from...

I mean honestly after she told us the US equivalent of Muggle was “No-Maj” I pretty much knew by that point she wasn’t even trying.

https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/thiscommentishorriblegoaway

If we only post when they pay us, and they stopped paying us, then why would we have posted this? Yeah, you just got Kotaku’d. Eat it.

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.

Finally, a movie for B.o.B.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

There’s a still—and a matching quote—from The Simpsons to fit pretty much every occasion in human history.

My EDM test is to simply ask “Would this sound better on ecstasy?” and if the answer is YES, then it’s EDM.

Man, you must have hated when the A- and B-wings showed up out of nowhere, for no other reason than they were contrived to look cool.

WSP-1 Wasp...

This happens every year, and yet, there’s always someone that gets stuck in the Sepulveda Pass. EVERY. SINGLE. FREAKING. YEAR.

No. More. Krang.

If I’m off doing dishes or something and the music comes on with one of the MANY commercials cashing in on the movie, my head still turns. It’s Pavlovian at this point.

Notice he wasn’t charged with destruction of property.

Brown bagging? Pshaw! Those in the know hit one of the stores selling 32 oz. drafts in to-go cups (straw optional) for $6-$7.

Velvet Merlin/Merkin by Firestone Walker, their Winter Seasonal Oatmeal Stout is simply fantastic.