He's going for a no-scope. Not as impressive without a sniper rifle, but he don't care.

Gothamist has a larger version at the link. I checked after I got half way through transcribing it for you. Let me know if it still isn't large enough.

Some of us know better, and would indulge you anyway.

Just don't ask Ron Swanson to help build it. You're better off getting Andy.

This list is missing Vicki from the 80's classic Small Wonder.

Real life is what we choose it to be.

Whirlwind sprint from Breezehome is key. Yell & sell!

I always liked the below exchange better for illustrative purposes (and advice).

I've been off the Club lately, so it's a good thing that we have two months for the next book. ;)

That Flip at TigerDirect looks like a good deal.

Did the human fire nuclear missiles by accident in The Lathe of Heaven? If it was on purpose, I'd argue that it was a form of aggressive non-verbal communication.

The '15.3″ Samsung Laptop 2GHz Quad-Core i7, 4GB RAM, 500GB HD' at Microsoft Store actually links to the RC512 (with an i7) further down the list. I would have bought the i7 in a second. #corrections.

A lot of the quests traverse the expanse of Skyrim. Some will introduce you to a new town, but it the quest may not end there. If you explore the town before leaving, then you'll pick up even more quests. I think I am running around with 10 sidequests plus about 40 miscellaneous quests open right now, just waiting to…

Oh, well, then I don't know. It must be time for a re-read.

...they share a deep friendship, which turns into becoming lovers in a follow-up short story.

These all sound like great ways to survive a zombie-pocalypse as well. (Aside from the money stuff.)

Are you commenting on Jezebel? This was originally a Kotaku post, that looks like it was cross-posted. Comment system gets a bit weird when a story gets a cross-post.

Ooh. I like it. I've been through the Ikea near me a bunch, but I always stop short of settling for one that almost matches it. Being able to see an example means I may go buy frames this weekend. Thanks!

Did you get frames for your posters? I am having a gorram hell of a time finding a proper sized frame for them.

Toy? I think you are buying a "statue" right there. "Statues" are art for your home. Just tell her you bought a statue.