Rub his nose in it, otherwise he’ll never learn.

“As God as my witness, I am that fool!”

The man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client*

What do the Cavs and your comment have in common?

Perkins was trying to move out of the way as fast as he could.

“I know why the caged bird sings.”
-Melania Trump

For a religious person, he sure doesn’t know much about his religion.

Jesus built his whole reputation on humanizing the other. All that stuff about washing lepers’ feet and associating with “fallen woman” Mary Magdalene and “whatsoever you do unto the least among you, you also do unto me” was, to quote Nathan Arizona, his whole goddamn ray-zon dettra.

I used to aim for hyper-logical. Came from a family that was all explosive emotion, all the time, so my initial response to an emotional argument was to tear it the fuck apart. For a long, long time. Wasn’t an MRA thing, definitely WAS a “nah, I didn’t take this stupid shit from idiots in my family - why the fuck…

I wasn’t aware you could damage the earnings potential of someone getting a PHD in English. Pretty sure they damaged their own.

shorthand for the Latin phrase Dominus Obsequious Sororium

When I was called a human pinkie ring and a goombah...

so basically his solution is FUHGEDDABOUDIT

God, I hate these assholes. “Do I rock your PC world?” “I like challenging society’s norms...” “Am I too real for you?” No asshole, you’re a one dimensional prick whose “shocking” perspective only extends as deep as whatever stupid sentence you just said. They’re like a 3 year old who finds he can get a rise out of…

I know. Intolerance of intolerance is the worst kind of intolerance, isn’t it.

So I’m a huge Cavs fan, and what the Rockets are doing is exactly what Cleveland did to them in 2016 (and at the end of the 2015 finals as well). This is not an accident. Houston is using their long athletic guys to smother shooters, playing ultra physical through Golden State’s screens, and picking and choosing VERY…

and yet they still lead the series 3-2 because the Warriors seem to have lost themselves

It’s a fair and reasonable point, but there’s still a difference between the NFL and any league that would have a team post a statement like the Bucks did yesterday in support of Sterling Brown. At the very least, the NBA is better on this point, even if it’s still flawed.

Here’s the thing: the NBA’s anthem controversy happened over twenty years ago. Criticizing the NBA in 2018 for its 1996 response is like saying, “Lincoln claimed to be against slavery, but he wouldn’t even send his kids to school with black children!” The context of the day matters; NFL teams would have swiftly…

Alternate viewpoint: Sugar has no place in coleslaw, and potato salad should have no perceptible sweetness either.