Orphan remains my greatest moviegoing experience. It was just a so-so thriller, but at the big reveal a tween/early-teen girl sitting down the row from us stood up and shouted ESTHER GOT TITTIES at the top of her lungs. It was incredible and probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed in public.

I’ve been saying the same thing about videotaping people at night through their windows.  

biden is losing his mind, friend. you’re going to have to deal with it eventually.

Ehhh. I’m a Castro fan, and this bothered me not one bit. I mean, I heard it very clearly: Biden contradicted himself, and on a very important point, too.

LMFAO get the fuck outta here with this trash

Etiquette can be important, but most people who cling to it do so because they don’t want others pointing out things that are outdated and problematic, like Joe Biden.

Nobody: “Hillary please, but male this time, and with dementia.”

Warren/Castro has been my dream ticket since the first debate.

If indeed you live a open dubious neighborhood may I suggest having your packages delivered to your work site.

So... a movie about the battle of Midway that does not feature (at least by the looks of the trailer) a speaking role for a single Japanese person? One of the things I really liked about the 1976 Midway was that it tried to give us some idea of what was going on with the Japanese command during the battle. That film…

Sounds like it’s an homage to Colonel Klink. Werner Klemperer was a survivor of Auschwitz, and only took the roll on the condition that the Nazis be made as ridiculously incompetent as possible. Taiki himself is of Jewish heritage.

“he even puts on the kid gloves with the Nazis, depicting them mostly as incompetent goofballs or neurotic drones—no more detestable, really, than Colonel Klink”

“Take away the jokes and Airplane! is just another basic, unoriginal disaster movie.”

The agenda from the meeting listed it as a “no-vote session.” So, why did only the Dems NOT show up?

Outplayed? Getting lied to is outplaying now? They were at 9/11 memorials in the morning! They were still planning to come in the afternoon. They were specifically told there would be no votes in the morning so they could attend memorials. CAN YOU FUCKING READ? 

They weren’t at home, they were attending to other government business. When an institution operates on norms for decades if not centuries to see that overturned by crass opportunism should come as a shock. That the Republicans are so callow that it is no longer a shock is besides the point.

Does this mean Glenn Greenwald and Michael Tracey can stop pretending to be on the left? After all, that’s where John Bolton is!

Gonna set the room on fire with this flaming hot take: I’m looking forward to seeing this movie because it looks good and interesting and I like good and interesting movies. The actors seem like they put in good performances, and I like all those actors based upon their previous work. I bet it looks good, and probably…

Let’s just admit two things - first, a badge is a license to kill with impunity, and second, rabbits so frightened of their own shadow that they are willing to execute anyone “because I feared for my life” have no business being cops. But of course this rabbit was honored. I am so tired of every cop who dies being…