*whispers

Dance of the Inhabitants of the Invisible City of Bladensburg

🗣️get your money black man

Hmm I wonder why a black teenager selling weed would be evasive of the cops?

Serial was a well-done, compelling, and grossly entertaining podcast. It also failed at pretty much everything that would have made reopening and publicizing the brutal murder of a teenage girl a worthwhile endeavor rather than cheap exploitation.

That’s a...strong opinion.

He super didn’t, tho.

I love the “HE DID IT” posts. Even if he did, there is no way they should have convicted based on that shitshow of a trial. I’m down for more info.

I hate that people have decided that this is about collusion. Collusion is not a crime.

An attorney cannot represent a party and be a witness in the same case, that is a huge conflict of interest and will always lead to the attorney voluntarily withdrawing or being removed. These charges will be refiled once a special prosecuter is appointed to continue pursuing the case. In this case, it may have made…

As a Celtics fan that has had his hopes and dreams stomped on by this guy many times over the years it’s hard for me to admit this, but this is just another example of why Lebron is the greatest player of all time. Not only is he the most physically gifted and talented player on the floor, but he also sees everything…

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

There would be no “illegal” immigration if the overwhelmingly republican owners of businesses paid a decent wage for arduous and often dangerous jobs. These employers want a scared and compliant labor force.

His conversation with the agents comes across as ridiculously coherent, given that he was just woken up and hungover. I’d be all “Huh? I make funnies. Why u mad?”

Turn off Fox news, it has made you deluded. Intelligent people see the connections between Trump and Putin, while those lacking those skills believe it’s all a conspiracy against a conman they willingly voted for.

The mustache really hung in there tho.

There are two authors whose fans I absolutely dread - Ayn Rand, who was just smart enough to rationalize her own creepy selfishness, and then packaged and that relentless self interest for a much dumber group of assholes to consume and adopt. And David Foster Wallace, who is to pretentious faux-existential nonsense…

Why would an asshole shit talk someone for doing anal?

I often try to pinpoint the moment when “everyone is entitled to their opinions” somehow erroneously morphed into “everyone’s opinion is entitled to respect.” Because NO.

“You see fellow fans, I too am monitoring Russell Westbrook’s infraction total and am jubilant he has reached a suitable number to force his return to the non-playing zone. It is four. Four infractions. Oh what fun. I prefer our troupe to theirs, do you not, chums?”