I don’t see how this is the county’s fault. It’s pretty basic knowledge that you don’t leave your vehicle in a snowstorm. Sounds like the family is lashing out because they don’t want to recognize their son/brother made a poor choice. Sad stuff for sure 

You have come to a healthy realization that being attached to junk has no benefits. People who have pet names for all their vehicles have a problem.

Sells roughly 100k a year = “a non starter”.

That you live your life like a homeless man, despite being decidedly not homeless?

Great for you David. The rest of us; with wives, girl friends, kids, grandkids, jobs to get to, errands, appointments for self and others - not so great. Good luck this winter.

Also, the guardrail between the asphalt and the water didn’t exist 21 years ago.

“keeps pushing for an outdoor amphitheater in… Libya”

Thank goodness. They are blameless, holy creatures.

I feel your pain. I had a 3800 V6 do the same to me about 200 miles from my destination while driving through North Carolina :(

“You should fill your yard up with busted-up Jeeps. The neighbors love it, and nothing can go wrong.”

You could always rent them one of your spare 39 vehicles that are sitting around your house/yard. It’s win-win, you get some extra money renting them the units, and the never ending repairs that you have to perform on them to keep them going provide you with non-stop content generation!

She’s been renting at a price of $3,000 per month (gulp again!)

Letting a reckless maniac drive your car is reckless. 

Counterpoint: If you are able to get an 84 month loan at ZERO FUCKING PERCENT, YOU’RE A MATHEMATICALLY INGORANT FOOL NOT TO TAKE IT.

So they just straight up went Mr. Bean?

Is there a single person in the Anglophone world that doesn’t know this about the Oompa-Loompas? Also, it’s a half-truth. The first editions of the book had illustrations of the Oompa-Loompas as African pygmies. They are never described as such.

I’m pretty sure that was intended as an excited fist pump.

The Chevrolet/GMC GMT400 (a.k.a. 1988-1998 and some heavy duty models up to 2000) pickups.

>>>just give me the blue and red half circles and a dial.

Looks great, just should have been a column or floor shifter. Knob gear selectors are a bad answer for a problem that never existed.