You Wanted the Best, You Got the Best!!

I was always more of a Howard Huge fan.

The Lucerne was a great car - can you believe they sold 96,515 in 2006? That’s astounding!

I had to stop after, like, book 2 because I was so sick of reading how a character “wiped the crumbs of cheese” from his face.

Wow, 2 rolls of Brawny and some single-ply toilet paper. Someone tell FEMA they’re not needed.

“Who’s that guy with the big head?”

Totally. Something like:

Gang rape would have been included in Pitfall 3 for the Atari Panther, but they cancelled the console.

“I own one of the largest wineries in the United States” - Trump

Spartans Will!

He won Michigan doing that trick...

Loudest thing I ever heard was a Motorhead / Morbid Angel show in 2002. My ears rang for days and I was legit scared that I’d never hear properly again.

That’s a sharp little car - I like it!

Looks like the Uzbeks have been drinking battery fluid again...

I just love the steering wheel!

Neighbors to the left are roughly my age (mid 30s) and have two small children. I never see them outside, walking, playing, anything. They are weird.

‘92 Dodge Shadow ES was my first car. I loved it and still recall it fondly (though I had nothing to compare it to)! I had the white version and I think the look holds up.

24 pancakes in one sitting when I was a teenager. Not the silver dollar kind - these were big flapjacks. Twenty some years later, about all I can handle is three.

Only driven once: Lansing to Dayton to buy a used Buick. I usually have them shipped.