“They look terrifying. But they aren’t,” Solo says, stroking the tops of their heads as the dogs nuzzle into her hand. “They have this reputation they don’t deserve. Like they are bred to be evil or something.” She smiles wanly. “People don’t see. Inside they are just the sweetest things.”

I bought a used car years ago that gets Sirius/XM and have never paid one thin dime for it. Do they sell lifetime subscriptions that follow the car or something?

Ha! No one ever knows what I mean when I call it the “Stroh’s Curve!”

I demand BoKu!!

He’s just trying to say “I Love You”.

People can ride with any number of motorcycle gangs, okay? They become a member of the Cossacks MC for the atmosphere and the attitude. Okay? That’s what the flair’s about. It’s about fun.

The fatness + the smoking = heart attack or stroke before 50!

9. A juicy romantic novel

Don’t forget he was in Doctor Who playing Scaroth, the last of the Jagaroth.

Pro tip: put those fries inside the shawarma like we do in Detroit.

Pat needs to read the book “The Omen IV: Armageddon 2000”. It features a woman giving rectal birth to Damien’s spawn “the abomination”. Awesome!

These filter the krill to keep the gray beast nourished.

It wasn't bad, but my fave was their 2015 beer camp hoppy lager.

Put that on the steering column where it belongs.

What's the best building at a university to take a dump in?

"I still think he's a good person,"

I enjoy putting catsup on hotdogs!

Please hurry Lincoln, my '77 needs a new friend!