Steering wheels are too thick nowadays. I tell people this and they give me an odd look. Sounds crazy but sometimes my hands hurt after driving a new Ford or something for hours at a time. Give me a skinny, thin wheel from the 70's please!

Incredibly Racist Stunt?

No - not Megaweapon!

Is that an '83?

Sorry, but she's going to have to come up with a whimsical idiot nickname before I can take her seriously.

Schnoz strong!

"The trip consisted of the (charter) bus driver allowing the music to play very loudly, dancing in the aisles, strobe lights flashing iPhones to reflect the club-like atmosphere,"

I'll take King Cobra every time. Cold, malt liquor satisfaction.

Never trust Google Maps when it comes to dirt roads.

Just bring back the Monchhichis.

"The people who are sloppy and don't clean up after themselves are the ones who run the risk"

Third string QB wears a headset. The head coach refuses to.

Chris Peterson: best television character of the '90s.

Chris Peterson: best television character of the '90s.

It's been a good summer of cruising, but this lady needs to go away and have some work done.

That's Pete's subtle "hey ladies, I'm single" pose.

Hasenpfeffer is delicious and I'd make it more often, but the place I buy rabbit from doesn't break them down, they just sell them whole (skinned). To be honest, they look like hairless cats.

Nice pictures!

Just invest in one of these babies...the Razor-Back!