This is my car. It is 20 feet long. I can park it in my driveway and...that's about it.

"Style and technology in total harmony!"

God, how I miss Cookies-n-Creme Twix...

Such a cool car!

You've gotta love those monkey commercials for Fruit Roll-Ups though.

Creating fake identities to prop up an illusion of support is also known as sock-puppeting; other public figures have been investigated for sock-puppeting in the past.

If I have to drink a Light, let it be Stroh's.

What? No Circus Fun?

"Big boom boxes blaring, and it would shake my head on my pillow."

NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE

I'm outside on a break smoking a cigarette and right on cue – some guy calls me a 'teabagger,'

My neighbor has one! (Michigan, of course).

"Why don't they look?"

there is supposedly also an ATS-V+ (yes, plus) in the pipeline with some sort of V8

He should have had the full line done!

Welcome to "Dorf on Football".

Belcher's body was exhumed two weeks ago, so his brain could be examined for signs of CTE.

He should have done this number:

"As Faith Driven Consumers..."