Having a baby has made me feel a little dumber, actually, which could explain your Facebook friend.

A girl I know lost her shit on Facebook the other night over the kid whose father may have left him n a hot car on purpose and then went off about how she would NEVER do that with HER child because she was SO RESPONSIBLE. I linked the Gene Weingarten article from a few years ago and recommended it and said that while…

I used to fix prolapsed monkey rectums when I worked at a primate breeding facility.

The actual prolapse doesn't just happen and actresses have to train to get the bud to occur when they want. To be able to rosebud effectively, actresses need to have prolonged sessions with multiple massive objects so that their rectal walls become loose and easy to push right out. Training might also include sleeping…

Cool choice. I know that flags are a really big deal in my tribe. My uncle is a flag bearer, and I think that may be the most important thing in his life right now aside from his dog and his grandson.

His willingness to call out himself and other men on this type of bullshit is the A-number one reason I love him.

I am giving Louis CK the benefit of the doubt here. Based on past seasons and his own personal politics I have a feeling his character is about to learn something.

Hermosillo, Sonora, México. Its a pretty nice town, the heat is a bitch though.

Personally, I don't think that having sex for the sake of having had sex always works out great, if you see what I mean. I know a lot of people who have sex in order to not be a virgin any more, and most of them said it wasn't really worth it. Having done it once or twice doesn't really make you that much more…

I'm a 30-year-old virgin myself, so I get the pressure, believe me. I wrote a Wall O' Text in response, but I think it'll be easier to understand the tl;dr version.

Be careful. I was one of those kids and was in self-contained gifted classes from elementary school until I graduated from high school, and my peers and I all agreed that constantly receiving the message that we were super smart special snowflakes made it HARD to adjust when we finally got into environments where no…

Kewlbeaans, I hope you don't mind me borrowing ur thread for a moment, I promise it's for a good cause...

I live in Sarawak, Borneo. Incredible mountains, forests and waterfalls. 80% humidity not so great!

Two words: Magic Wand.

I finished my last cycle of chemotherapy yesterday. Just wanted to share.

Given that the cat-alternative is letting your pet poop in the house, I don't think any animal-owner comes off that great here in the intellectual department . . .

I'm glad you brought this up, because such "psychos" trivialize the experiences of those of us who actually mated with dogs and gave birth to our dog-children.

It will get better. I live in Germany and when Angela Merkel was elected it was awful. Even the most progressive media would go on and on about her being ugly. But that joke really wears of. It only took 10 years and now everybody is so sick of those jokes that you rarely hear them anymore.

I always hate it when I see people say misogynistic or body shaming things about Ann Coulter or Sarah Palin. Just call them idiots. It's a good enough word that doesn't make you part of the problem.

Uh, speaking for those of us who were raised by narcissists or have endured relationships with people who have narcissistic personality disorder, I can assure you it is a very real mental illness that is supported by the DSM. It also lays the perfect groundwork for misogyny if you are a male because you lack the…