He would have been interested if they were flat, not round.

Lord, he was born an amblin’ man.

FanGraphs is a little more generous about how Harper’s performed this season, but even their calculations put him on pace for an unimpressive 2.3 WAR by season’s end, which would be the lowest of Harper’s career outside of his injury-shortened 2014 season.

from one Bruins fan to another: please shut the fuck up

There is truly nothing more insufferable than a Boston sports fan. Fuck off into the harbor 

Let’s give this guy the benefit of doubt: Boston fans have the most experience with asterisk championships.

“First Godzilla destroys Boston, then Ortiz gets shot, and now the Bruins lose the cup because of officials!”
*chugs 4 Narragansett Shandy’s*
*masturbates to a picture of Tom Brady*
*goes back to sleep on futon*
*continues to be unemployed*
- A Bruins fan

Laffs fan here. Watching Marchand have a defensive aneurysm at the end of the first resulting in the second goal, then losing the game, then crying on the bench, then crying at the press conference....I feel like WE won the cup as well.
I feel warm, I feel fuzzy, and my outlook on life is rosy.

Thank you St. Louis.…

Shut the fuck up. People like you are the reason no one likes us. Wanting it more (™) means shit. The officiating was bad from the first whistle at the start of the playoffs for every team. Don’t start with this “boo hoo the refs lost it for us, they are against us”. Maybe look at our team first. Did you miss things…

Bruins, especially Chara, definItely committed the most non-called penalties in fucking NHL playoff history. Sit the fuck down or go cry somewhere else.

arrr ‘tis true, the sight of gold drives many a Pirate mad

Just means Steph’s gotta be more shellfish and take 30 shots.

He deleted the tweet? Wow, someone must have given him a sternum talking-to.

With the series going to US soil, you knew the Canadians were going to get rid of their Looneys.

Not that fast. 

So you’re saying he will have found his Special Purpose?

Of all people, you’re surprised that this guy abstains from being a swinger when he encounters another dude in an unfamiliar position?

That’s right, but they never attack the same way twice. They were testing the Bucks for weaknesses, systematically.

Trail Blazers: (skip to next song)

You have no idea what you’re talking about, Barry!