Raymond’s video meetings are worthless, and include nothing more than Raymond describing the action in the video

The key to getting away with charging an inflated rate for medical tests is to micturate in with other, lower rates.

Guess he wasn’t the Business whiz he thought he was.

The NCAA released a statement that the criminal charges against Bullock will have no effect on his amateur eligibility, because crime doesn’t pay.

Too bad Mike Silver didn’t include Gruden’s full quote: “Damn — Khalil Mack had another strip sack? That shit is Spider 2 Y Bananas!”

French. 

“Tom Brady isn’t a wild card QB”.

Auburn released a statement reading “Yeah, but seriously...where is Montana?”

You usually want to see above average separation from wide receivers, not defensive backs.

I agree. This was just a Loccident waiting to happen. 

Fascinating. I think we need to leave open the possibility that “GUTLESS LIBERAL SNOWFLAKE ! ! EMAIL ME BACK IF I GOT IT WRONG” is actually part of the email signature.

My first response to that was, “Why do zoo animals deserve to be subjected to bad language?” Then I thought it was OK because they probably don’t know English, being in South America and all. Then, like you I just went with it and imagined the possibilities...

“Hammered, I’m leaving you to go feed animals at a zoo in South America.”

“Go feed animals at a zoo in South America if you want to go feed animals in a zoo in South America.”

...damn, you’re right!

No wonder people from Boston love him.

Weird, that’s exactly — I mean *exactly* — like me.

Wiener coming up huge!

I guess he’s never heard the phrase “Don’t shoot the Messinger.”

...watch this bomb from Mahomes to Tyreek Hill, over the top of triple coverage for a 69-yard touchdown.

Yea but the goal is to hide the drugs from plain sight and not have them fall out on the road...