Braverman? More like Afraiderman, amirite?

Not that kinda bank (wink, nudge)!

You don't rip the middle part all the way out, just the sides, so it is in the water, but still attached. Then when you flush, it pulls the rest of the cover down with it.

If you have Amazon Prime, you can watch it here:

I don't hear him complaining. Portnoy, on the other hand...

Wait, seriously? That's a backwards law, but it's not anti-hetero discrimination. I guarantee you gay PDA would draw much harsher sanctions in Qatar.

I guess no one around here has ever heard of trolling.

I think he's actually blowing an air horn.

That was my reaction, exactly.

Wasn't this on Jalopnik yesterday? I think you guys even linked it in the pan-Gawker tease.

Drink ever?

Agreed. Better if you get another buddy to help, though (NO HOMO, BRO!1!). And Sasquatch has to bring the beer.

This is the correct answer. Although the appropriate maximum is 15 min, any pooping man may endure hardships attendant to the experience (or become engrossed to such a degree in the funbag) that he is justly permitted an error margin of 20%.

There's no doubt Stern wants seven games, and I buy that as a potential reason for the ref choice. But I doubt there are many fans who pay enough attention to the NBA to form expectations based on the Crawford selection, yet weren't planning on watching a Finals Game 6.

we would've been happy if Michigan got in front of this whole situation,

UNH, per linkedin.

Calling soccer a major u.s. sport is a huge reach. And that headline, absent a qualifier, it's misplaced.

I think it's more because you used the same word in two consecutive posts.

FWIW, the correlation between this stat (# of busts) and 2012 winning percentage is .534, definitely statistically significant (p=.002); teams with more PED suspensions since 2010 won more games last year. I didn't do a cumulative record since 2010, because I didn't want to hand-enter all the data points.

Incidentally, he's been an alumnus for a long time. Although often used to refer to graduates, the term can also include former non-graduate students— something I learned from an Orange friend who ended a few credits shy.