It just doesn't make sense, does it? Time and effort go in to making it look like pants have pockets yet they're totally fake (and more prone to tearing). If non-functional pockets were all about saving money or something, they wouldn't resort to fake pockets instead of no pockets at all.

Yeah, I loathe purses and handbags that require you to either hold them or balance them on a shoulder. I really don't like being essentially one-handed or have to be constantly thinking about where an accessory is. It's why it took me nearly 2 years to find a bag after finally breaking down and deciding it would be…

Sure, for a fancy event you don't want to carry around tons of stuff in any pockets so bags make sense, but even casual women's clothes suffer from lack of usable pockets, which is more what I'm thinking of. Jeans — not designer ones — are casual yet supposed to be somewhat practical, but the pockets are pretty much…

I do have to wonder if it's a self-fulfilling prophesy in a way, though. Not all women want pockets because we get crappy pockets that show anything and everything that's put in them. In turn, designers assume women don't want pockets and use that as a reason to give us crappy pockets.

No doubt! Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

I once had a guy try arguing with me that the reason why pockets in women's pants are night unusable is because 98% of women (his statistic, not mine) use purses or bags. I tried telling him that number would drop significantly if pockets were a viable option for women, but he insisted that women just love their bags…

It is. And I've notice more and more women's pants have faux pockets — they can't even be bothered to make pockets at all anymore, let alone usable ones.

Yup! And they actually curl up during the initial fall specifically to hit terminal velocity as soon as possible because apparently doing that and then slowing down via spreading out is more survivable than just staying spread out from the start, though I can't remember all the math and mechanics behind why that is.

Porn sex isn't like actual sex. What you see on film is only a fraction of what was shot, so some scenes that appear to last just minutes were actually well over an hour. During this time the dude HAS to remain hard and you actually end up pushing past what's pleasurable.

Yup. If this is safe and effective I'll be strongly encouraging long-term male paramours to get it because fuck taking hormones. I figure it will also help weed out men I don't want to be with if they utterly refuse due to the needle and insist I take something that completely screws with my mood, libido, and health.

That has always bugged me. They're their own special branch of the dolphin side of Cetacea, despite what their nickname implies. Might as well put a picture of a dingo as the header for an article about wolves.

Somewhat related to this: at work today I had the pleasure of listening to a guy rant about how the NFL is being too harsh "taking" away Rice's livelihood. In his mind, some punishment was due but not this much and the only reason why the punishment was increased was because "he's famous" — that because other abusers…

One of the best things about bully sticks is that if you have company over who are unfamiliar with them, they will eventually pick one up and ask you what it is. Then you get to watch their reaction as you tell them they're holding a bull penis. Which, at that point, has been chewed on so it looks melted in addition…

This sounds like the most likely scenario. Though given this particular abuser, I wouldn't be surprised if he skipped the gaslighting and straight up told her he was going to work her pump for her and if she touched it without his permission he would punish her for it.

Yup. I'm not even much of a Transformers fan but I've accidentally come across porn of pretty much every female bot and there's some disturbing stuff out there involving Megatron and Starscream. Some of it involves the bots in a human form, but there's just as much or more of them as robots. Getting it on.…

Nope, that it does not.

I see that his tastebuds and preferences are the ideal ones and anyone's whose differ should just go fuck themselves.

Congrats on making it onto Equestria Daily, the biggest brony site around.

Animation error. Sure. I'm totally buying that it was a mistake when it was a custom model and the animators are known to hiding eastereggs in the background :P

I'd also add a fourth thing to the list, which is that bronies are huge into charity. So much so that they've donated to and helped raise millions for various charities and there's at least one permanent scholarship I know of which bronies have set up (because they raised so much extra money for a different cause).…