That's good, though I can't say I'm still not wary of an American company buying out a foreign company in no small part just to pay less taxes. Hopefully they don't pull a Target and end up crashing and burning (while screwing over locals) because they think Canadians are the same as Americans.

If BK screws up Tim Hortons somehow, I'm going to just go ahead and release the hell-moose on them.

People can't not take up extra room when it comes to body mass unless they have a pocket universe to put it in while in public.

Yup. Unless they have really, really big balls or another medical reason to sit with legs spread so wide, it's not impossible for men to have their legs in line with their shoulders*. If anything, women should be the ones with a wider posture since we have wider hips (and thicker thighs if that's where your body…

I noticed we already have people adding to that poem here. Too bad it's been done to death already so they aren't adding anything new.

Just finished installing it on Steam. Given that I love TF2 (and therefore love hats) and Victorian stuff, hopefully this won't disappoint (and if it does, it's free so everything is good!).

I absolutely love office/school supplies! Everyone else I know just wants to get what they want and leave, but I can spend so much time simply browsing and enjoying the smell. I also make a mental catalogue of all the interesting things I find in case I ever need them (because if I bought everything I wanted I'd have…

Someone over on Gawker also pointed out that his other wounds (to the inner upper arm and upper chest) are places where one would tend to get shot when they're raising their arms to show they don't have a weapon and to be non-threatening.

They're really doing everything they can to make Brown seem responsible for his own murder. It's absolutely disgusting that they refuse to admit they or Wilson did anything wrong and have no problem lying about facts when the truth has been recorded (sometimes from multiple devices). That they keep changing their…

Thanks for fostering feral kitties and making them adoptable!

Yup. A guy was going to take a selfie of himself holding a gun to his head. He didn't bother making sure it was unloaded first and hit the trigger.

Thanks to Kinja, Jezebel's comments have gone from being some of the best to the worst in such a short amount of time. Between the pinks, stars, disemvoweling, and you and the rest of Troll Patrol, I would say that early Jez's comment section was one of the safest around on more mainstream feminist sites. I know I'm…

It's insane that you guys are forced to do two very different jobs while only being paid for one (and I presume "may have to look at and dismiss rape gifs daily" wasn't in the job description, either). It's extremely unfair for you and all the other writers to have to divert your time and attention away from your job…

That's just part of the image (there are other versions of it, but I find this one capture it the phenomenon the best).

It's funny (read: sad) that multi-million and -billion dollar companies who are notorious for loving money suddenly don't want money if it involves creating a protagonist that isn't a grizzled straight, white dude with stubble and short brown hair. You would think if a company had a large group of people telling them…

I get it occasionally, but by far the worst is when I start hearing the Cloaker sound from Payday 2. After a certain point, I constantly hear that high-pitched buzzing even after I stop playing. If that's not bad enough, I stop being able to hear Cloakers in-game unless I walk on top of them so I get KO'd pretty damn…

I really miss the old Digimon, and it saddens me that the entire franchise has been floundering. I found that Digimon World 1 and 2 had the best monster raising/training of any game, and I loved (and still love) that your actions have consequences. Pretty much everything you did from feeding to training to exploring…

But see, you and I and numerous others don't count because we didn't fit a very specific, very narrow definition of both geekiness and attractiveness that guys like the OP held (or still hold). And now that geek culture is accepted and celebrated, it's so obvious that we only got into it 5, 10, 15, 20+ years ago so…

I really hope that they didn't cut her/ combine her role with her younger brother's thus making her unnecessary.

So I'll probably have to talk to a new hire at my job and explain to him how to sweep properly because apparently it's possible to reach your late teens and never, ever learn even the basics of sweeping.