I can’t help but think you got a bad one. My father-in-law had three Mazda 6s. They were zippy, firm, cornered well, and were generally as fun to drive as a mid-priced passenger car could be. 

yes, but pointing and laughing is definitely ok

Here’s the section on Exterior Cleaning: https://service.tesla.com/docs/Public/diy/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-E35BF0DC-F3BC-49F1-9190-4A73BA9E428F.html

“...caution against ever washing the truck in direct sunlight,...”

This is the car which can also serve as a boat, according to Elon Musk.

just throw bags of rice on it. what a pile of shit.

“Do not taunt happy fun ball.”

What the actual F?

“The Cybertruck’s owners manual does caution against ever washing the truck in direct sunlight, and there is a section expressly mentioning that the truck has to be switched into “Car Wash Mode” before washing to avoid damage to parts of the vehicle.”

On what planet is this even reasonable for a TRUCK?…

After filing a ticket with Tesla to get the truck rebooted, the Cybertrucker went to bed

I have seen my first two in the wild since last Friday. The first was when I was out for a run at a park near my house and the second was in NYC near my office. In both instances, aside from looking ridiculously out of place, the trucks had dusty/rusty patinas in contrast to most new vehicles which have that…

Driving on a 2-lane highway where suburbs meet farmland. Limit is 45 and I’m doing about 60. Big fuckin’ truck with big fuckin’ confederate flags pulls up behind me, so close our bumpers are almost touching. The truck honks at me, then violently swings into the oncoming lane and passes me (no passing zone, so bonus…

Florida is a better fit for a soup sandwich like him. 

Revoke his wheelchair.

I had 2 cars do that to me on I-66 here in N. VA years ago. I pulled over at the next possible opening. I was passing cars, just not fast enough for them. Luckily, the spot I pulled into was right behind a unmarked state trooper. They blast by me and the lights on the troopers cars car light up.  He catches the second…

Florida in general. I live off I-75 south of Tampa. I set the cruise at 85 and they blow by me like I am standing still, weaving through traffic.

Last we heard from former North Carolina representative Madison Cawthorn, he had just been caught driving on a revoked license for a second time.

Adolf Sitler strikes again.

What happened to back the blue? 

If you are scared of cutting a live wire, have you tried meth? Because meth is for those brave enough to do it.