A lot of “Musk seems to be confused” when what I think you mean is “Musk is being vague, difficult and trying to obfuscate in bad faith.”

1st Gear: Not only are pickup trucks obscenely expensive, they’re too damn big. I got rid of my full size GMC Sierra in January and don’t miss it a bit. My kids are all driving themselves and my house no longer needs a bunch of fixing. I still posit that trucks of the early 00s were the perfect size. Big enough to be…

The prices for some of these trucks are obscene. Last year I briefly considered replacing my 25-year-old truck and keeping my 10-year-old sedan. To get an F150 or F250 fairly well equipped, but not even fully optioned, was well into the $70k territory.  I kept my old truck and bought a new car instead.  The old…

I had one and loved it. Super practical for my needs.

It oughta have died in ‘63, too.

The Chicken Tax should have been dead for 60 years but Detroit paid better bribes, sorry "campaign contributions"

A friend of mine had one of these in college as a hand me down. His family lived and worked on a large horse ranch in San diego; that truck looked very useful. Pretty sure they still have it for trips down to Mexico. I rode in it once and thought it was very civil for a truck

Go load a carseat and keep a 3-7yo kid buckled in a 3rd row “Not a minivan” crossover. Holy heck. I have a easier time in a 2+2 with two car seats because I can reach the seats from the front. You can’t do that in you HOA assault “not a minivan” vehicle. You are going to have to crawl back there to buckle/unbuckle and…

there’s the door

Jalopnik sucks.

Why does this upset you so?

If you keep clicking on the stories that “suck” then they will learn that exact lesson. They will continue to publish those types of stories.

In today’s news that should surprise absolutely no one: Immigrants who come here to seek a better life, provide for their families, and just want to be left alone are less of a public threat than a militia of drunk and armed rednecks.

Growing up I would have never thought America would fall to a stupid dictator. I was wrong. 

I can’t be the only one who thinks this is kind of awesome, right? Isn’t this basically peak-Jalop? Buying the cars of yesteryear that we claim to pine for, but also with a warranty?

This incident has been completely misrepresented by the news media. NBC News reported that this was just outside Times Square right after the ball dropped (not accurate). They didn’t even mention it was the result of a police chase. Just some random terrorist mowing down people. And we winder why people outside of NYC…

I question the use of the word “unexpected” to describe any Tesla issues at this point...

Put it in "H"! 

...with a top speed of 136.2 furlongs per fortnight...

It can go 300 hectares without even needing a tank of kerosene