The Xenatec is awesome but the Citroen is breathtaking . I think I want one of them more than my next three breaths.

Hmmm... yum...

Cruises: Like Vegas but with more diarrhea...

A million times this. They registered in random island nations to avoid paying taxes and so they could pay their workers next to nothing. Fuck em. Hope they all go belly up. 

Let them register their ships stateside and pay taxes and then we’ll look into giving them assistance in a year or two.

It may actually be efficient this time!

As much as I like the Element, it’s my impression it was a bit of a sales failure. They have a cult following and high value now because they never sold very many in the first place. The ZDX is kinda of in the same boat.

But what if they bring back the Honda Element as a BEV?

None of this surprises me. My brother and sister-in-law are typical, uneducated, working poor. They have two full-size Chevy trucks that they bought used, on 6yr loans (and overpaid for at a dealership). And because they have shitty credit (of course), even with my Mother co-signing they are paying like 12% interest.

Too much power and stupid headlights, but other than that a perfectly executed retromod. Just perfect. So many of them try to make behave like a new car with old looks, lush interior and wheels that clash with the design. This seems to at least attempt to keep the spirit and feel of the original product.

Vons yesterday was taping out 6' sections for the lines to help visualize safer distancing.  Sure enough, guy coughing his way though the store walks right behind me to load items onto the belt the moment there was space.  There was hardly anyone else in the store.  People are morons.

This is less “what to do with leftover pizza” and more “how to make different kinds of pizzas”

I remember when I was hiking the Amazon and I came to a clearing, and there was a Jalopnik commenter, sitting there with his iPad.... commenting away right before me.  

I feel like if you’re a good mechanic you can improve a truck’s performance without just yanking parts out or turning them off. These are cheap, simplistic, kid-messing-with-his-used-Civic performance solutions.

1. This is definitely a false equivalency.

Okay.

If this is the kind of shit we allow to happen, then maybe we don’t deserve to modify cars.

I have little sympathy.There’s no justification for this kind of shit.My only thoughts are on the scale of the fine. How much would this work out per truck?

“Cant claim bankruptcy, etc”
How does that work? If their assets dont cover this,do they pay it off for years?

Makes completely no sense how they built a business that way.

Good. The trucks should be crushed and molded into the shape of a Prius.