Hi, I’m Jimmy from Jimmy’s Manure Delivery.  All of our vehicles are Dodge Journeys, because they’re crap before we even load anything in them.

alcohol based hand sanitizer doesn’t create resistance in bacteria

If this is a life-long California car and has not been imported from a rust-state, then it’s most likely a relatively rust-free car with a solid undercarriage and body, which makes it automatically worth a metric shit-ton more than about 90% of the rest of similar Mustangs.  As it appears in the ad, it looks pretty…

Yeah, because that Audi wagon is a shit purchase and is a dime in a dozen which is why it is valued so low. This car is rare and is a hell of a lot more of an experience than what you would get from that Audi. A “restored” Mach 1 would be triple to quadruple the price of this example. That Audi will cost thousands and…

NO FUN ALLOWED. I LIKE AUDIS. STOP LIKING OTHER THINGS. -bae125 probably

This isn’t going to be a nightmare to work on or tank in value and never return like an Audi.

What I got from this review was:

Why doesn’t VW push the lovely Arteon for this “empty nester” market?

I dunno.  I mean, when he says “you can’t buy personality” he’s definitely speaking from experience.

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NASCAR is the bloated street whore of racing for money. There is no trick she would turn down for money. Yet, she toddled around town on ol’ timey 15" rims forever. I’m sure rim manufacturers must have been offering her whore-ass big bucks for the business equivalent of unprotected anal sex for years. “drop the lug…

Thanks Obama.

All the NASCAR fans will blame the Democrats for the change.

Just a picture to remind everyone that BMW used to make beautiful automobiles.

Too bad the front is so ugly. The rest of the car looks pretty nice. 

The front end looks nice and aggressive thanks to two tall nostrils and slim headlights

The front end looks nice and aggressive like a goddamned rodent thanks to two tall nostrils beaver teeth and slim headlights with interesting halo-esque daytime running lights.

“The front end looks nice...”

The thing that drives me insane about the K clan is this. Kim looks fucking ridiculous. You do you but, the thing is this. There are young women out there comparing themselves to all of them. You will NEVER have a body like Kim’s, she didn’t even have a body like hers. Waist training, plastic surgery, fillers etc etc…

So you’re saying I can exchange my money for both goods AND services?